My advice, get in your cars, drive East and start drinking heavily

[DainBramaged]

We got room for you folks from the other coast....on the other hand I am sure gonna miss that california produce.

[arcane1]

1. Cars..?

:shrug:

[KansDem]

6. If you can get as far as Kansas City...

...I can give you a lift the rest of the way.

[DJ13]

2. Oh great

40 million cars with drunks behind the wheel all heading your way.

:rofl:

[old mark]

3. Dude, it's like that here every Friday afternoon...nt

[JVS]

12. I think you're supposed to follow the order of the statement. Drive then drink.

[JustAnotherGen]

13. oh lord! ha ha

:rofl:

[Obamanaut]

4. I'm on the east coast (in N. Fla), and Miz O told me I cannot start

drinking again. I just can't catch a break.

[KansDem]

5. Are there jobs there for us?

:shrug:

[ET Awful]

7. Yeah. . . sure. . . . if they all come East, it'll throw the continent off balance and we'll all

fall into the ocean.

They all better bring kayaks :P

[Gold Metal Flake]

16. So if the North Amercian plate is unbalanced by the exodus...

Then the North American plate will tilt downward on the eastern side and upwards on the western side. The upward movement will allow the Pacific plate to more easily slip under the North American plate and the entire Pacific plate will then rapidly rotate counter-clockwise and Los Angeles will smack right into Japan.

I suggest we stay put and act as ballast.

[DainBramaged]

19. That made me spit my tea out thanks!

[ET Awful]

26. Happy to be of service

:)

[HappyMe]

35. Aw, hell no!

:rofl:


Tell 'em to bring milk.

[azul]

8. And camp out at K Street and Wall Street.

This may be fun. And bring your pets.

[tabatha]

9. They won't have to irridiate any more california produce.

Guess that's saving $

[CLANG]

10. Or go to Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, and help with the protests!

I know, big help I am! :crazy:

[taught_me_patience]

11. I'd rather hang in a radiated California

than Iowa... seriously.

[Courtesy Flush]

14. I know a woman who moved West last year because of the oil spill

We live on the Gulf Coast in Louisiana. She bought into the crazy stories about the government planning to nuke the oil well, which would cause a tsunami (I'm not kidding, and I saw this mentioned on DU too). So she moved to Seattle where it's safe.

[Ikonoklast]

27. Seattle?

Has she ever looked out the window and seen this?





Isn't it kinda difficult to completely miss one of the largest volcanoes on the freakin' planet?


Oy.

[white_wolf]

48. It might be dangerous.

But its really pretty.

[BumRushDaShow]

15. Jersey is already sinking

and the extra weight will bring the Atlantic up to Philly! Surf's on! :rofl:

[Raven]

17. Come to New Hampshire. I've got Irish Whiskey. :-)

[rox63]

18. It's St. Patrick's Day

The big party is in South Boston. Meet you there! :)

[blm]

23. lolol

.

[EstimatedProphet]

20. If I drive east I'll drive into the ocean

[LynneSin]

21. Yes let's cause irrational panic

:eyes:

[DainBramaged]

30. Bottom's up

:beer:

[EOTE]

22. Awesome.

I'll be there to pick up some really cheap California real estate afterward. Don't worry about that produce, it won't go to waste.

[mstinamotorcity]

24. Hell I'll make the drinks

if they arrive safely. I am expecting that whale of a check from BOA in about I don't know three, four years,so I will be able to buy two WHOLE fifths. Maybe you better drink lite.

[Earth_First]

25. I can host maybe three for dinner tonight with the brisket I have on...

Gonna need a bigger bottle, though...

[Contrary1]

28. Plan for a stopover in Indianapolis...bring your tents.

Big back yard. Even bigger party.

[undeterred]

29. Obama is going to South America.

He must know something we don't.

[DainBramaged]

38. dRINK HEAVIERIERRR

[DeeJay]

31. Lots of DUzys in this thread

:rofl:

[Peregrine Took]

32. We need people in Chicago. Our population is down to 1920's level.

We lost 200,000 folks so says the census data.

[Jackpine Radical]

42. Jaysus, you must have a lot of concrete-pouring projects going on.

Or is the mob just polluting the lake with the bodies again?

[remember2000forever]

33. Please Don'tCome To Flor-i-Duh.....

We are packed solid with Snowbirds and Spring Breakers!

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[Raine]

36. I've lived more than half my life so I'll stay here on the CA coast but

I will start drinking and soon! :beer:

[northernlights]

37. please come to Maine...we could use the extra

body heat. Plenty to drink heah, too. Also to smoke, or so I've heard.

[eShirl]

39. My dad describes our climate, "7 months of Winter, 5 months of rough sleddin'."

The rough sleddin' has begun early this ye-ah.

[northernlights]

41. ay-uh! nt

[KamaAina]

40. But, but, but I don't drive!!

Oh noes!!1! I'm gonna get nuked!!1!!11!! :scared: :scared: :scared:

:sarcasm:

[DainBramaged]

43. Happy St. Paddy's Day for those of you who took this SERIES!11!1!!11 ...

lighten up people, life is too short....

[zappaman]

44. No thanks

The sky isn't actually falling, but thank you for the concern.
:beer:

[DainBramaged]

45. What, you need an excuse to start drinking heavily?

Do you all take this SERIES!11!1!!11 ...????? God help us.

[ReggieVeggie]

46. don't leave, just drink

call it an emetic

[Canuckistanian]

47. OK, I'm on a boardwalk in New Jersey. Can I stop driving now?

I'm EXHAUSTED

[AsahinaKimi]

49. There is no way I would leave California

Not Earthquakes, Not Radiation, NOT even GODZILLA...

[Paradoxical]

50. Boo!

Unrec'ed for scare tactic bullshit.

[DainBramaged]

51. Who gives a shit?