Heres the latest Rightwinger to throw their name into the hat for 2012:

[Erose999]

< Quote from "Presidential Candidate" Ronald Edmund Fauth >
NEWS FLASH AMERICA **** ON TWITTER JUST NOW **** PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE RONALD EDMUND FAUTH AMERICAN VETERANS PARTY TOLD OBAMA ON FACEBOOK PAGE GOING TO IMPEACH HIS DUMB DONKEY JACKASSS *** READ ALL ABOUT IT ON RONALD FAUTH PAGE INVITE YOURSELVES TO SAVE AMERICA

< / douchebag >

Fauth's "campaign website" (20 friends)
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ninjas/44619798023?ref=ts&sk=wall#!/profile.php?id=100002125485321&sk=wall

The "American Veterans Party" (0 people like this)
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ninjas/44619798023?ref=ts&sk=wall#!/pages/American-Veterans-Party/173706316009581

On Twitter:
http://twitter.com/AmerVetParty

# Presidential Candidate - American Veterans Party releases UTUBE Documentary American Tour Series on Facebook his Presidential Campaign Site about 20 hours ago via web

# Ronald Fauth announce I will be President of the United States & Sara Palin Vice President because of her American Heart SARA FACEBOOK NOW 1:17 AM Mar 17th via web

# Lady Fans asking I am a Droid Swiss Cheese Face GOD MADE LOOK GREAT In Tux but Rick Warren and Me are on Weight Training for GOD hint UTUBE 6:48 PM Mar 14th via web

# Maybe FAUTH/NAPOLITANO or FAUTH/TED NUGENT or maybe this Maines Fav FAUTH/Miss Outlaw with a Badge Hummm well well I am waiting Facebook 4:34 PM Mar 14th via web




Wow. We may just have a candidate nuttier than Bachmann, less articulate than Palin, and more racist than Rushbo. HAHA

[Scuba]

1. Trifecta!!! n/t

[old mark]

2. K&R_ I actually saw a sign locally a few weeks ago supporting him.

This is starting to get really good now!
Palin, of course, won't run as his VP, or anyone else's.
He has about as much chance of being nominated as I do.

mark

[Erose999]

4. You should run. Apparrently all it takes is a facebook account nowadays.

[old mark]

5. Well, I'm not on facebook or any "social" site, so I would never make it...

but I will take any campaign contributions I can get!
And I will promise you anything!

mark

[Erose999]

3. So here's his uhh... campaign platform. It reads like a RW talk radio manifesto:

America READ MY LIPS

AMERICANS Question:: Do you feel Depressed No Hope maybe lost your
Job Your Home Your American Dream and feel that there is nothing you
can do against living in OBAMAs America

Don't Fear this US MARINE has Landed

If you think that the 2 Percent of the FILTHY Mental Midget RICH
has control of all of us Guess Again There is a Political REVOLUTON
going on with RON PAUL and the TEA PARTY PATRIOTS & Ted Nugent

The American Veterans Party has joined Allied Forces and we support
Patriot RON PAUL in his call to Audit the SHIT out of the Government
and the Lovely Head Jackassss in the Whitehouse Barn OBAMA

I have declared for us AMERICAN VETERANS SURVIVORS FAMILIES
this is OPERATION KATRINA for Foreclosed Homeless and Hungry
in the Streets of the Greatest Country n Earth in the Name of GOD
to Love and Help our Sisters and Brothers with a Permanent Solution

My National Partners include Charitable Veterans Associations such as;
American Legion Military Order Purple Hearts Disabled American Veterans
Knights of Columbus Veterans of Foreign Wars Jewis American Veterans
US Armed Forces Relief Fund Wounded Warrior Project The United Way
Goodwill American Red Cross Salvation Army US VETS to name a few

Veterans Lets go Seek and Politically Destory Mission against the
Drug Peedling Veterans Administration & OBAMA IMPEACH HIS JACKASS

READ MY LIPS US Taxpayer

Just like in Bell CA USA this is a Damm American Revoluton
March with us to Victory as I and Officer Dr Laurie Bisch March to VICTORY

AMERICANS Sisters and Brother Fathers and Mother join Hands
AMERICANS we wil Walk into the Front Doors of the Whitehouse


OBAMA KEEP YOUR DAMM CHANGE

Americans we have NO DAMM CHANGE
Americans IMPEACH OBAMA NOW
Americans join Ron Paul AUDIT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

#####################################

THE STORY OF THE MISSING DEMOCRATS IN PIG LATIN
by nobel prize winner literary foe ron fauth

This is a Lesson you will soon not forget ok No Calculators

The Symbol of the American Veterans Party is the American Flag
The Symbol of the Repulican Party is a BIG FAT RICH Elephant Rino
The Symbol of the DemoKrats is a Dumb Stupid All Talk DemoKratts

Once upon a time in this little sleepy Hollow of MADISON WI
there where these naughty Bad Bad I say DemoKrats and
they had a Multiplyin Problem meanind makin DemoKrattin Whopie

Now everything before this naughty Bad Bad I say DemoKrats
got to talkin they came up with this plan between thy DemoKrats

Now there is a hidden meaning in all of this kind like Yiddish but deeper
in Pig Latin we will do a Math Problem in 10 second no caluculators
and do not ask your buddie that cheatin so get ready GO 5 seconds class

if you have 1 Democrat and add 493028 plue 28302 x 382193
what do you have anyone

TOO MANY DEMOCRATS or in Latin Translation it is
TOO MANY JACKASSES ALL OVER THE PLACE

Now you may not have noticed but as a Nation
we are suffering from a over population of Thy ASS JACK

There is evidence for example in MADISON WI
there are missing Jackasses right now and the ZooKeeper
is saying Here Jackass where are you where did ya go
here little Jackass and its not working so what do ya do

Now only GOD knows for sure where these JackAssess
have flocked to but I am asking GOD and he is not telling
I don't think they are Holy Jackasses but ya never know

What happed these Naught Little Jackasses got out
the Barn Door when Uncle Jed was not looking and
then Uncle Jed was saying where did me Jackassess Go
they were here just a minute a go when I was laying
down Jackassss feed for them

They are loose GOD knows exaclty where as you know
because these naughty Jackasses left the barn
instead of going to work now the Farm Owner
is sayng here Jackasses come on i got a Carrot for ya

But GOD in his infinate wisdom is not curbing my tongue
You are all blind to what this means in latin so
Pastor Rick Warren this is class number 4382193 the
one you missed take notes

If you got a bunch of Jackasses running around meaning
in the English Version Democrats who don't show up for work
and then the Head Jackass is running the country lying to
the People not Serving the People like the Consittution says
The problem in Latin is described this way and may I have the
floor.

Ya know they call me the Undisputed Heavy Weight and you
know what I am talking about Champion of acting Constitutional
Attorneys of the world cause I listened to Kenny Rodgers of
know when to hold them now how to walk away and know
when to run and my point is this is shat happened to the
wayward Jackass that Uncle Jed is trying to find but he
has only One Carrot for many many jackasses hiding out

Now lets think about this where would a damm wayward
Jackasss hide and if I was a Jackaaaaa and Thank you GOD
for not makinging me into one of theses pescky critters

For example you got this one Jackkkasss they call Harry
and its beause he is a very scary warry Harry Jackassss
ow in the desert they have alot of sun I mean alot damm Hot
meaning you got it a scary warry Harry Jackasss who is hottt

They vote this Jackaasss in again and I like this Jacckasss up
until he goe up to the head keeper and says he wants to do away
with jackkassses of the night see after they vote these jackasses in
they always change their Jacakassss tune and my proof you got it
the head jackassss that is in a whitehouse barn but this one is a
wild jackassss running a muck i tell you

In closing my Case before God and the Jackasses runnin a muck
OK these loose Jackasses in Latin means that the big picture
is STINK meaning n Latin Peee U and you nknow what that
means alot of Jackass Do Do all over the damm place so

these wild jackasses is givin Uncle Jed and Cousin Fester a
real runn with your tax money and here is why they have a
history of doing some really jackasss type of things
History has it that one of these jackasses thought he could
use a computer in a barn stall and wa la this jackasss calls
hiimself the father of all jackasess of the internet I shit you not

And then the head jackassss is running around withh williie nelson
and up on the roof and getttin cigarss and running after female
jackassses and then gettin muchies runnin to mickeyy Ds for
non jackasss food ya see

It seems when these jackaasses get power they just start saying all
kinds of jackasss stuff like scary wary very harry jackasss and
wants to cleanup sin city after it got its name for sin and money
shiizz Zamm shit howday Gomer they are tellin stories putin cigars
in all kinds of placees and I hope they don't get the hay stack to burn

And the meaning of this story is simple to see and here it is
Uncle Jed and Cousin Fester figured out I reckon that in
that little ole sleepy hollow of madison that all of a sudden

If there is smoke there is fire and if there is Stink there is Jackass Poop
there is stink and if there is alot of jackasses running a muck
there is alot of jackass poop and we must keep america beautiful
so we need to lock up these jackasses in the PEN for being
bad bad you naughty Jackass you and do not put in the
Senate or in the Whitehouse another Jackass to eliminate
the Smell.

Now you may argue you can get some pop ups while
the Jackass is around but No I must Counter Arguement is that the
Jackass will eat the Pop Up Freshner and the Stink will get much
worse so Keep America Beautiful and Throw the Jackasses in the PENN

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

OBAMA Congradulations I deem you the 5 Trillion Dollar Man
OBAMA cut the Heathcare Benefits of us Veterans they are MAD
OBAMA your Department of Veterans Affairs SUCKs
OBAMA You & Pork Belly Congress enjoy Christmas like American 99ers
OBAMA 20 Million Americans unemployed your figures are WRONG
OBAMA Tell us Americans How Many Homeless are there Ya Know ???
OBAMA Tell us Americans How Many Homes does your Banks Have ???
OBAMA Tell us Americans Why is your Banks holding on to Money ????
OBAMA i was born in Pittsburgh PA and Ron Paul where ya from man ??
OBAMA come to KATRINA VEGAS Capitol of Foreclosure of the US
OBAMA i spent time with the Homeless in the Streets how about you ??
OBAMA I US MARINE did not have a Flack Jacket I did not Shave
OBAMA i US MARINE went TACTICAL talked to Cops in the WAR ZONE
OBAMA i US MARINE I ate with the Homeless they don't eat your Food
OBAMA You did not spend one DAMM DAY in the Military Your Unfit
OBAMA i am a US MARINE GRUNT and AIR WINGER your a Politician
OBAMA You dont have to wait in Crowded VA Emergency Rooms
OBAMA Your VA is a Drug Pusher and Makes Money off of selling Drugs
OBAMA Your VA has Opiate Policy but DEA bust Medical Marijuana People
OBAMA Your VA makes Veterans wait a long time for a their Claims
OBAMA Your VA violated my HIPPA sennding Psyc to SHUT MY MOUTH
OBAMA Why doesnt Larry Kerzman have his PURPLE HEART huhhh
OBAMA Why don't I have my MEDALS the VA owes me whats up dude
OBAMA Why are you killing our Older Veterans as FAST AS YOU CAN
OBAMA Why are you killing our Young Armed Forces that is Genocide
OBAMA Your really no different than Crazy Bastard in Libya Dude
OBAMA Why did you get Rid of General Patraues for telling the TRUTH
OBAMA You tell the Gays your now all for National Gay Marriage WOW
OBAMA I spent time in the Castro and Hillcrest Bars are you Homophobic
OBAMA Do you think Americans are gonna let you rape us some more
OBAMA Do you think Americans are gonna let you rape our Pocket Books
OBAMA Your Home Program took Hard Workers American Dreams away
OBAMA I support National Medical Marijuana I do not support Illegal Drugs
OBAMA Why does the Streets of Vegas expose PORN to our Children
OBAMA NY POST Feb 2011 - Madoff Bank Knew I bet you know too
OBAMA Give us back our Homes and Money from Your Banks
OBAMA Why are YOUR BANKS not giving out Loans HuuuuH
OBAMA Why are YOUR BANKS not giving back our Homes HuuuH
OBAMA I will Air Force One for National Security not yourJoy Rides
OBAMA Close the Borders North and South Terrorist are here NOW
OBAMA Why don't you FIRE the Democrats Jackasses in Madison
OBAMA Las Vegas is the Capital of Forclosure
OBAMA I declare OPERATION KATRINA for America
OBAMA You can't even stop Housewive of DC crash your Dinners
OBAMA Release diesel supplies for Independent Truckers
OBAMA Your Education Plan Sucks with Tons of Teachers Out of Work
OBAMA You are not a friend to the Unions and the AFL/CIO like I am
OBAMA You are not a friend to Law Enforcement Fire and EMS like I am
OBAMA i am signing MY National Police Fire EMS Bill of Rights
OBAMA For you MY National Law Enforcement/Political Corruptioon Act
OBAMA MY National Civil Service Protection Act -Congresswoman Giffords
OBAMA My National Energy Bill - Solar Homes and Turbine FREE & GREEN
OBAMA SIR IT IS TIME TO LEAVE AND JOE BIDEN CAN HANDLE IT OK
OBAMA Bill O Rielly told you Americans Hate You - I dont I love GOD
OBAMA Americans and Veterans LOVE ME and So does Pastor Rick Warren
OBAMA Your a Politician I am a World Leader a WORLD PEACEMAKER

OBAMA Americans love me I am Ronald Fauth and so is Ronald Regan
OBAMA Americans need me I am a Commander in Chief and Your Not
OBAMA Americans see me like IKE Eisenhower US MARINE and You Not
OBAMA US Armed Forces is the FEW the PROUD My Patriots Your Not
OBAMA I am going Hunting for Terroist in them Hills and You Have Not
OBAMA You use Air Force One for Joy Rides me National Security
OBAMA please read WikiLeaks Bill Keller did of NY TIMES Your Bullshit
OBAMA Bring Troops Home NOW - I NEED TO SAVE LIVES You Havent
OBAMA You proven WARLORD Afghanistan I am a WORLD PEACEMAKER
OBAMA Why did you fire Fine American General Patrues when he told you t

< / T-bagger rant >

I wonder if the American Legion and the Order of the Purple Heart know they are supporting this guy. My guess is that they don't. Also, I think his entire political platform consists of hurling vague misspelled insults at Democrats and uhh... thats about it.

I am pretty sure he will carry the nomination.

[deutsey]

11. I laughed out lout when I got to the "Ted Nugent" part n/t

[CurtEastPoint]

6. Here's what he posted on Rick Warren's page. Would be funny but

this poor soul is truly ill.

"Ronald Fauth
OK God spoke to you you need to add Ronald Edmund Fauth and God is telling me to tell you to read my profile very slowly You did not tell Obama to resign and you made me sign a Contract and you did not tell americans to pay 10 percent You a...re on tv with political figures you need to buy me a Operaiton Katrina Mobile in my small group we are going on a National Veterans Outreach and we need money the root of all evil to end homeless hungry and foreclosure Pastor Rick you need to go to my profile with all christian soilders we are called into battle right now

[Hugabear]

7. He's certainly no Lee Mercer Jr

http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/

Jeb Bush was all up in his house with disease

[Le Taz Hot]

8. It's times like these

I'm glad the Republicans pushed for an Open Primary in California. :evilgrin:

[Erose999]

9. Yep, this guy definitely deserves a spot on the ballot.

[NeedleCast]

10. If You're Gonna do Crazy, Do it BIG!!