US Government announces merger.

[originalpckelly]

Washington, D.C. (AP) -- The United States government has officially announced a merger with a consortium including the Forbes 500 in an all stock deal. It was unclear at the time of this story as to whether current management would be left intact. The leader of the consortium said of the President, "Well, he sure seems to be headed in the right direction on most of his management techniques and policies, we will probably keep him on." It was also unknown what would happen to the US Constitution, but considering it's just a piece of paper containing the old internal regulations of the old company, it will probably be done away with. Even the US Government had moved in a different direction of late, rendering most of the US Constitution obsolete.

[hifiguy]

1. Sad to say, that is

exactly where we are right now.

[Scuba]

2. You should write for the Onion, or is that not satire? n/t

[Angry Dragon]

3. No words...........

[The Backlash Cometh]

4. Corporate welfare with the middle man cut out.