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HarveyDarkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 11:45 AM Original message |
Chuck Norris: Mary Might Have Aborted Jesus Christ Under ObamaCare/'Herodcare' |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
1. Chuck Norris should have been aborted. |
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fadedrose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 11:53 AM Response to Reply #1 |
5. The mere fact that he wasn't stoned |
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smiley (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:00 PM Response to Reply #1 |
8. he was. |
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Ter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 12:58 AM Response to Reply #1 |
66. His mom tried, but failed |
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Cheap_Trick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
2. I'll perform a retroactive abortion on that bearded schmuck. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
3. So, God would have let his only son be aborted? n/t |
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aquart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:21 PM Response to Reply #3 |
12. Of course not. Women have no rights. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:07 PM Response to Reply #12 |
31. Consider the logic conclusion to Norris' rant |
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Gman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 11:53 AM Response to Original message |
4. Who the hell told this guy he was entitled to a published opinion |
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Ezlivin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
6. "...avoid the ridicule, ostracizing, persecution and possible stoning..." |
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Statistical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:40 PM Response to Reply #6 |
21. Really? While the bible mentions stoning where does it advocate it? |
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Ezlivin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 02:03 PM Response to Reply #21 |
44. Ask and ye shall receive |
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Hannah Bell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 03:33 AM Response to Reply #44 |
69. lol, OT law on stoning nearly exactly mirrors that in the koran. |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:23 PM Response to Reply #6 |
39. Nowhere in the NT, pal. |
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Ezlivin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 02:05 PM Response to Reply #39 |
45. Did they remove the NT from the Bible? |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 09:47 AM Response to Reply #45 |
73. I wager Mr. Norris is Christian; AKA, one who believes the NT tenets supercede those of the OT. |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
7. Hitler's father was illegitimate. |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 08:37 PM Response to Reply #7 |
58. "He should have stuck to making bad movies." |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
9. Logic and Reason are afraid of Chuck Norris |
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AmandaMae (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
10. What a tired, illogical nonargument against abortion: |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:30 PM Response to Reply #10 |
17. To carry it further: girls would be required to get pregnant right after |
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randr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
11. More the case--Mary would have delivered Jesus in a hospital |
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aquart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:23 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. Good point. |
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left is right (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:09 PM Response to Reply #11 |
32. In the Spirit of Christmas, forgive me just this one time for being so nit-picky but, |
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Obamanaut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 06:22 AM Response to Reply #32 |
71. And some people even disagree about being born in a stable. Depends |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
13. What if Frodo's parents had gotten an abortion? |
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Brickbat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
15. Don't most people get tired of this argument in fifth or sixth grade? This one, and the argument |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
16. 1. Mary was betrothed to Joseph. My understanding is that "betrothal" was |
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City Lights (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
18. He's a putz. |
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treestar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
19. Is he saying that Mary would have done such a thing, after seeing |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
20. What a moran. |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:48 PM Response to Original message |
22. Oh Brother...Words fail me. |
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roody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
23. Couldn't god have tried another woman if that had happened? |
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EC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
24. Is he serious? He's become a real fool... |
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bluestate10 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:03 PM Response to Reply #24 |
30. Chuck Norris has taken too many kicks to the head. nt. |
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RegieRocker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 11:52 AM Response to Reply #30 |
78. Thanks for typing that saved me the time. |
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alphafemale (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
25. Wait? What? Sounds like he is condemning ObamaCare because..... |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:20 PM Response to Reply #25 |
37. Nope. You got it right. |
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Tesha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
26. It's God -- whatever he wanted to happen would have happened. |
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marmar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 12:57 PM Response to Original message |
27. Too many kicks to the head + Christian Fundamentalism = Dangerous Combo |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:00 PM Response to Original message |
28. Chuck Norris opens his mouth and frogs fall out |
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bluestate10 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:00 PM Response to Original message |
29. Norris is a right-wing jackass. nt. |
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Book Lover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
33. [head in hands] |
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Saboburns (690 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
34. It's so damn disappointing there are so many ignorant people in this country |
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SmileyRose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
35. Is he series? Of course Muslins want more jews to be born |
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Lucian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
36. Chuck Norris is an idiot. |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:23 PM Response to Original message |
38. OFGS. AS IF Right-wingers didn't abominate unwed mothers pre-Bristol. |
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madrchsod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
40. in those days abortion was a common practice. |
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JDPriestly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
41. Chuck Norris is ignorant about who is having abortions and why? |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 12:30 AM Response to Reply #41 |
65. Just ignorant, period.....FWIW, abortions do not get Federal money under "Obamacare"... |
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pitohui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
42. breaking: chuck norris didn't read his bible, no shocker there |
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Stevenmarc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
43. See what happens when you break wood with your head |
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Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
46. Did Chuck Norris unintentionally call God a fucking bastard? |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
47. Chuck needs his ass handed too him again by Bruce Lee |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 07:33 PM Response to Reply #47 |
56. It's always worth watching again |
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knitter4democracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
48. Um, someone needs to read the story again. |
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11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
49. I believe that Bruce Lee, while delivering a comprehensive ass-kicking to Norris ... |
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JackRiddler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
50. Chuck Norris obviously has no faith in the Mother of God. Is he going to hell? |
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lanlady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
51. how pathetic |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
52. Chuck: Doesn't your all-knowing/all-seeing, omnipresent/omniscient Gawd have any creative control? |
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AsahinaKimi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
53. I guess all those kicks to the head by Bruce Lee |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 06:09 PM Response to Original message |
54. Logic escapes the Chuck Norris types. |
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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
55. I get it. Norris is actually TROLLING. |
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xor (180 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 08:02 PM Response to Reply #55 |
57. hehehhe |
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IDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 09:41 PM Response to Original message |
59. chronic traumatic brain injury |
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Rectangle (437 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 09:46 PM Response to Original message |
60. Hey, Chuck. Who the heck knocked her up in the first place? |
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NYC Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
61. If she had, how many millions wouldn't have been tortured or killed |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
62. If stupid was painful, Chuck Norris wouldn't be able to get out of bed. |
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ChoppinBroccoli (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 11:42 PM Response to Original message |
63. Gee, It Sure Is A Good Thing For All Of Us That Jesus Was Never Killed.............Um, Wait......... |
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tomm2thumbs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 11:50 PM Response to Original message |
64. Chuck Norris is the reason they stopped selling generic condoms |
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Raine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 03:27 AM Response to Original message |
67. Yeah and WHO would "ridicule, ostracizing, persecution and possible stoning" |
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area51 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 03:28 AM Response to Original message |
68. Upchuck Norris = FAIL. n/t |
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and-justice-for-all (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 04:02 AM Response to Original message |
70. So what is chucky saying about Mary?? |
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kickysnana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 09:38 AM Response to Reply #70 |
72. "Chuck Norris is an ignorant clown" Amen n/t |
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JoePhilly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 09:51 AM Response to Original message |
74. Mary and Joseph were poor, homeless, illegal aliens , and Jesus was an anchor baby. |
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Enthusiast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 09:59 AM Response to Original message |
75. Chuck Norris = Ted Nugent = |
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Concordia (36 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
76. Serious lack of logic... |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
77. I wish Chuck Norris' mother had aborted him. |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
79. Sure, but He would've popped back in there three days later. n/t |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-26-10 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
80. We should have been so lucky. |
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