Victoria Jackson is seriously unhinged. "The Muslims Next Door"

[Bluebear]

Excerpts from her latest rant:

Frankly, I'm afraid to say anything about Muslims. Why? Because they kill people. Maybe that's why the liberals kiss up to them – fear...

My friend was a flight attendant in the Middle East in the '80s. Isn't that when we started giving them a lot of money for oil? She told me that the Arabs on her flights were suddenly covered with money and didn't know what to do with it; they gave the flight attendants Rolexes for tips; they were doing cocaine in the back with hookers. I guess they were "backslidden" Muslims. That's a Baptist word for someone temporarily not obeying the rules of their faith. And speaking of Baptists … why can't the "good, peaceful Muslims" denounce the actions of the "bad, violent" Muslims? I'm Baptist, and I denounce the actions of the Westboro Baptist Church. They are not living the way Jesus taught – but the opposite. Maybe, just maybe the "good" Muslims approve of what the "bad" Muslims are doing! Maybe they are celebrating it, funding it and cheering them on...

This new al-Qaida magazine for women has beauty tips and suicide-bomber tips! Gimme a break! That is as ridiculous as two men kissing on the mouth! And I don't care what is politically correct. Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an 'alternate lifestyle'! There I said it! Ridiculous! Did you see Glee this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians – again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of Glee – what's your agenda? One-way tolerance?

Reading the news (the facts, not the liberal media lies) online these days is like watching a comedy horror film. Oh, and speaking of cartoons, my hand keeps trying to draw one, but I keep slapping it! I am afraid of those people!...

But, that doesn't matter. The fact is we are in a war with no name, fighting an enemy that lives on our soil now, next door to us. Not only are they plotting our demise, but laughing at our stupidity, mocking our open arms and freedom, demanding rights above our own and soon the transformation of our churches and synagogues into mosques. President Obama is not helping us. He's helping them.

Read more: The Muslims next door http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=276421#ixzz1GzzDw7zK

[Kurovski]

1. Seriously dumb, too.

Will she EVER get daddy's approval?

"No, honey, daddy's an authoritarian shitbag! Cheney is no replacement for daddy!"

It's a vicious cycle of acting-out for our "Love Toilet" star. :cry:

[roguevalley]

19. she is mentally, emotionally, intellectually, psychicly, and morally

stunted. what a pile of tripe she is. how old is she? she acts like a dimwited four uear old. her fat little baby doll act is sickening.

[Faygo Kid]

2. "Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an "alternate lifestyle"!"

(Shhh - Don't tell her - They are just little plastic figures. Two real men would smash the cake.)

Looks like Roger Ailes has another Perfect Host for a Fox News show. Beck, you've got company.

[Kurovski]

6. You just gotta know that Dennis Miller is her komedy koach.

[Kerrytravelers]

3. That literally made no sense whatsoever. Seriously, what in the world is she talking about?

:shrug: :crazy:

[nxylas]

9. She's obviously never actually met a Muslim

But she's read all about them in the right-wing echo chamber, so she "just knows" that they all really approve of Al-Qaeda and its methods. Dumbass.

[Kerrytravelers]

14. I don't think she's ever spent more than 5 minutes with anyone who isn't white, Christian and rw.

At least since SNL.

What has she done since SNL? Not work on her comedy chops, that I know for certain.

[nxylas]

25. Unless you include unintentional comedy

Or perhaps this whole thing is part of some elaborate character comedy lampooning an idiot teabagger.

[ZombieHorde]

4. I should make this rant my sig line. This way, all of my posts will seem smart in comparison. nt

[Bluebear]

5. reading a recipe for chicken pot pie aloud sounds more intelligent.

[ZombieHorde]

8. Reading the ingredients in a hot dog is sounds more intelligent and more healthy. nt

[cliffordu]

7. Didn't she do SNL with Dennis MIller???Maybe it was something in the

coke they were snorting.......

or too much hair spray from that era....

[zbdent]

10. "Because they kill people."

Seriously? I thought that was the main objective of Rightwingers ... kill a bunch of (non-white) people ...

[Kennah]

11. This is what happens when you smoke Charlie Sheen

[marmar]

12. I feel for anyone who has to suffer the indignity of having Victoria Jackson next door

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sIy2ZRwbuBc/TVZWNsDLGpI/AAAAAAAADMo/6eS5UdsbGQk/s1600/01-01-09+-+Victoria+Jackson+with+Michele+Bachmann.jpg

[Contrary1]

16. That's a nasty growth she has on her shoulder. n/t

[Contrary1]

13. Your subject line implies that Jackson was hinged to begin with...

[Atman]

15. Sadly, that ignorant rant is far too often the norm in America today.

Rambling, poorly written...yet Victoria Jackson somehow still has a career. How can that be possible? Because stupid is in in the GOP.

[Botany]

17. She has a keen grasp of history

"My friend was a flight attendant in the Middle East in the '80s. Isn't that when we started giving them a lot of money for oil?"

No the Saudi Royals have been getting scads of money for oil since the 1940s ..... Kuwait had the highest per capita income in
the world in the 1960s ....... Iran & Libya were swimming in oil money in the 1970s.

V.J. = :dunce:

[DirkGently]

18. Wow. Her loops are fruity - flavored.

[Dappleganger]

20. Bacon for brains.

[struggle4progress]

21. World Nut Daily is one place you can go, if you like reading demented bullshizz. But why repost it?

[tpsbmam]

22. "laughing at [your] stupidity, mocking" [you] pretty much sums it up, miss shit-for-brains

Except that laughing at you and mocking you probably isn't the reaction since your words are racist bullshit and people like you are what's behind hate crime targeting Muslims, people of the Islamic faith, people with dark skin & foreign accents who you assume are Muslim, vandalizing & attacking (bombing or planning to bomb) mosques and so much more.

There are a few people whose movies/shows I'll never see: Stephen Baldwin, Chuck Norris, Tom Selleck, Dennis Miller, increasingly John Voight, and this ditz. Of course it helps that some of them are talentless hacks.

[hlthe2b]

23. She's lucky we don't lock our "insane" family members in the attic

as once was the case. Her family seemed content to put her on full display. :eyes:

[Bluebear]

24. lol

[leeroysphitz]

26. Could she be having us all on?

I mean what if this has all been some sort Andy Kaufman / Borat type performance art piece?

[Maru Kitteh]

27. She's been at this for decades now.

[DawgHouse]

28. Well heck. Guess I'm gonna have to start watching Glee now. n/t

[Urban Prairie]

29. Jackson is just so wildly ignorant and bigoted

that the bonus side effect is that she gets national media attention from being just that idiotic and crazy. She and Bachmann amongst other unhinged rightwingers, are willing to blurt out loud, however, almost exactly what most of those of their ilk, who have a little bit more of common sense, won't say in front of a camera.

[Fuzz]

30. LMAO. Let her rant. It's unintelligible, and she and those who 'think' like her are a joke.