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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-11 08:04 PM
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Quick, get the jaws of life and help me pull this freeper's head outta his / her / its ass.
OK, so this is the thread: "Breaking in WI...judge issues an injunction against Walker's collective bargaining bill."

And this is the response in question:

To: MNlurker

WTF?

Just pass it again in Senate. Dems already promised (I hope under oath) that they will be there so they are no longer in comtempt. If they continue, send bounty hunters after them.

Also, make WI right to work state, and offer school vouchers to everybody. Dems have openly declared war on elected officials and rule of law. Death threats and attacks are too much.

5 posted on Friday, March 18, 2011 8:51:19 AM by heiss


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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-11 08:06 PM
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1. Bounty hunters will cost the state money
and giving vouchers to everyone means the state will be funding two school systems at the same time.

Really bright one you have there :)
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Scuba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-11 08:08 PM
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2. Try this.. satire often is remembered at least...
Hey Walker supporters, feeling let down? Feel like the Fact Free Fear and Hate Fox Network has left you without any arrows in your quiver to use against those awful libruls?

Well just take a double-dose of Koch Brothers Toxic Sludge - Guaranteed to End Your Suffering.

And it costs only pennies, which is a good thing, because that's all you'll be making under the new Koch-sponsored government, regardless if you are public or private sector workers.

Remember, Unions destroyed America by creating weekends, 40-hour work weeks, overtime pay and they even denied children the right to work in factories like God intended.

Enjoy Koch Brothers Toxic Sludge!
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Tyrs WolfDaemon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-11 08:17 PM
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3. Anatomy of Freeper Head-in-Arse:



I'm still not sure how they turn their necks to get that angle, but it is fairly accurate. :)
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-11 08:28 PM
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4. it's amazing how many freepturdians
fail to suffocate ...
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Urban Prairie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-11 08:29 PM
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5. Any freeper who has managed to somehow avoid being zotted
Edited on Fri Mar-18-11 08:30 PM by Urban Prairie
In one of Rimjob's mass-purges by now, he or she truly is a lost rightwing whackjob, and it would likely be next to impossible to dislodge his or her swelled head from their rather cramped and puckered nether region.
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TheMadMonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-11 10:01 PM
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6. Beware of the zot.
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-11 10:06 PM
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7. I don't understand how anyone could be THAT stupid.
For all that they CLAIM to loooooove freedom, do they even REALIZE that they're basically advocating a dictatorship there?

When you have hundreds of thousands of people out there protesting in the streets, YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG. If they had HALF the voter support that they delude themselves into THINKING that they have, then WHERE are the hordes of counter-protesters? The people out there protesting are not ALL Democrats. There are RepubliBaggers, moderates, independents, and even apolitical types out there screaming in the streets. They've pissed off nearly EVERYONE.

Yes, elections have consequences. AND SO DO LEGISLATIVE ACTIONS. Blind, blithering idiots, all of them.

:crazy:
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-11 10:13 PM
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8. Spoken like someone glued to a basement chair by a combination of sweat and semen.
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