Ok, Republicans - I'm demanding SSN for all of my 200,000,000,000 sperms inside of me

[Sonicwall]

Since you recognize them as living, breathing things, then I want to claim them all dependents.

By that calculation, you owe me 50 trillion, Republicans.

I refuse to accept U.S. Government money - it has to come from the coffers of the Republican Party. Now, pay up - go steal money from the Kock brothers.

[Gman]

1. Actually, they should only get half a SSN

or half the benefits... or something. It about fits their logic.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. That sounds fair to me!

Now, how about having them pony up for all women who still have their eggs?

:woohoo:

:rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Um, look pal, it's Koch, not Koc....well, wait a minute.

You may have something there.

[unblock]

4. don't be silly. your sperm can't qualify for government welfare until they incorporate.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. SpermUnitedInc?

[bluesmail]

6. HA!

[speltwon]

7. Can I claim them as dependents?

And damnit, I wish I had known about this about 2 hrs ago. I just blew several million dependants right out the proverbial door, so to speak this afternoon. It was worth it, but I didn't know how it would affect my bottom line. I knew it would affect somebody else's bottom, but that's another story entirely

[Demoiselle]

8. "Every Sperm is Sacred...."

And I am ASTONISHED that no other Monty Python fan has checked in yet with this comment.....

[deaniac21]

9. They don't count unless you get one to hook up.