If you are for ________, then you must (or can not) be (a) __________!

[Blue-Jay]

Ready?

Set?

GO!

[old mark]

1. K&R...I can relate to that.....nt

[Scuba]

2. Ooooh, oooooh, I'll try one....

If you are for privatization of the school system, then making sure handicapped and other special needs kids aren't being abandoned is your highest priority.




(Rife - hopefully - with sarcasm)

[Bluerthanblue]

3. is this algebra?

:evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

19. If you hate algebra, then you are clearly anti-science.

And therefore, you support the Creation Museum (or whatever it's called...)

[Bluerthanblue]

24. !

:rofl: I don't hate algebra, I just can't wrap my head around it.

(flunked twice but aced geometry)

[gkhouston]

30. No, it's the GRE.

Years ago, when I took the GRE, the "extra section" was another helping of the analytical (logic) stuff. When we got a potty break, I heard some guy mutter, "Who cares if Fred likes tomatoes?" I guess three sub-tests was one too many. :rofl:

[jpgray]

4. If you don't rec this, you are not a true progressive.

[Blue-Jay]

6. Recs? What kind of weirdo prefers Recs to discussion?

[jpgray]

9. So you don't want people to vote?

:eyes: So goddamn typical.

[Blue-Jay]

14. I Unrec to stifle discussion. (But only when the thread is 100+ replies long)

[Old and In the Way]

5. If you are for the Red Sox, you cannot be a Yankee's fan.

I suppose the inverse is true as well. ;-)

[Blue-Jay]

10. OK. I'll give you that one.

That is indeed a line in the sand that can rarely be crossed.

It's not like the American League fans should ever be taken seriously.

[NYC Liberal]

11. Not if you're Rudy Giuliani!

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/10/23/giuliani-roots-for-red-sox/

[sarge43]

7. Okey doke

If you're for the draft, you're a right wing war monger or can not be a liberal democrat.

If you're for a volunteer military, you're an elitist or a war monger.

[blondeatlast]

8. Chee-tos, cannot be a real prgressive.

Sometimes I just happen to love the damn things; say what you will...

[Blue-Jay]

12. I prefer Corn Nuts, therefore you suck.

:bounce:

[Tx4obama]

13. If you are for the working folks & unions, then you must be a democrat! n/t

[flvegan]

15. If you are for consenting sex with any partner of your choice,

then you can not be a fundamentalist douchebag.

Did I win?

[Blue-Jay]

17. That was close. Very close.

Many fundie d-bags are OK with any sort of sex. Until they get caught engaging in it, that is.

[Pacifist Patriot]

21. LOL!

[madinmaryland]

16. Squirrel. nt

[rug]

18. What the hell is your smiley doing?----

[Blue-Jay]

20. You.

[Tx4obama]

31. Looks like it's jackin' off to me! LOL :) n/t

[Bucky]

36. Don't be crude. That smily is obviously a tribute to chessmaster Eddie Fisher.

And his bishop needed polishing. Which he got to right after the masturbating.

[sibelian]

22. If you are for [activity X] then you must be a [term used for those supporting activity X]?

or

If you are for then you must be a ?

Big difference, see. Otherwise I can't complete the assignment.

Are we getting tested on this? :)

[Lost-in-FL]

23. veganism, vegetarian

:yoiks:

[hfojvt]

26. twice I have gone out to eat with self-identified vegetarians

the first one had a turkey sandwich and the second one had linguini with clams

myself, being the omnivore of the pair, had a grilled cheese sandwich and basil tomato linguini.

I was like :wtf: who is the vegetarian here?

[Lost-in-FL]

34. Lol!! You are right. nt

[grahamhgreen]

25. Bush policies, neo-con

[Call Me Wesley]

27. Hmmmm ...

If you are for rational discussions/arguments, then you must be a supporter of the moon bombings!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yydlX7c8HbY

[Blue-Jay]

33. Get real...

What sort of person does not support showing the Mooninites who's boss? Those rotten little sarcastic 2-D fucks need to be put in their places.

[Morning Dew]

28. OK

If you are for Palin, then you cannot be rational.

[Blue-Jay]

32. You have earned a pass for pointing out a flaw in my logic.

Fortunately, those who would support a Palin presidency are not numerous enough to be taken seriously.

There are exceptions to every rule; philosophically, scientifically, and politically etc.

[taterguy]

29. Sneakers / person who likes comfortable shoes

[Bucky]

35. "If you are opposed to internet wanking on DU, you cannot make OPs like this." Do I win?

[Blue-Jay]

38. "No True Internet Masturbater Fallacy".

Good day, sir!



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(typical DU sort of response)

[damntexdem]

37. If you are for aardvarfks, then you cannot be for zebras.

Oh, OK, a real one: if you are for the Red Sox then you must not be sane. ;-) (Yankee fan.)

[Blue-Jay]

40. Zebras don't wear sweaters, therefore aardvarks win.

Also, I believe we've already discussed the Sox/Yanks conundrum. (they both suck)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

39. "-eclosed" / "broke"

[Blue-Jay]

41. You magnificent clever bastard.

I love you.