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whatchamacallit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-11 11:37 PM
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I'll never be president
I have no taste for killing.
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Paradoxical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-11 11:38 PM
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1. I'll never be president because I'm not rich and I won't be going to Harvard.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-11 11:38 PM
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2. Neither will I...
And there's a lot more reasons than that one.

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Cali_Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-11 11:42 PM
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3. Neither will I
Too many people saw me smoke weed in college
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-11 11:43 PM
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4. I'd want taxes raised, so that lets me out
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Wilms Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-11 11:43 PM
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5. Well, if you were a little more like your icon, you'd be a shoe-in.

Try middling about, or just head straight over to the right. You'll do fine.

;)

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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-11 11:43 PM
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6. I'll certainly never be president!
Too many skeletons in the ol' closet...

:evilgrin:
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-11 11:45 PM
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7. Those aren't skeletons...those are your revered ancestors.
See? I can run your campaign. :)
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BeFree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-11 11:50 PM
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8. I'd vote for you, Solly n/t
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-11 11:52 PM
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Thank you but I'd be an awful President. I'd want to correct so many things
that I might abuse the power. Can't risk that.

Thanks, though! :)
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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 05:14 AM
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13. LOL!
If only!

:rofl:

But I do remember having some fun with a couple of those skeletons!

:evilgrin:
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Foo Fighter Donating Member (621 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-11 11:52 PM
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9. You'd have my vote.
Unfortunately, the voting machines would take care of that.
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footinmouth Donating Member (630 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-11 12:04 AM
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10. I'd be disqualified
I once had overdue library books, and I've been guilty of having too many items in the express line at the supermarket. Since this is the day of the cell phone camera I'd be blown in for sure.

And ... I can't find my original birth certificate. I'm out.
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Berserker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-11 12:06 AM
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11. Post lots of
kitty pics and hang in there.
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dennis4868 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-11 12:13 AM
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12. You have no taste....
To provide humanitarian action to save the lives of innocent people?
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pampango Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 05:19 AM
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14. Me neither. OTOH, I do have a taste for protecting civilians and a strong supporter of the UN
and its responsibility to protect.
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