Look under "chaperon" in the yellow pages and then look under "marriage counselor"

[Boojatta]

If an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, then shouldn't there be more chaperon services than marriage counselor services? I'm presuming that it's possible for a chaperon to be like a DU moderator, an unbiased third-party available from the beginning of interactions between two people.

[Canuckistanian]

1. There are chaperones in your yellow pages?

Man, that is weird.

[Boojatta]

7. Did you check your yellow pages for "chaperon"?

[Vinnie From Indy]

2. Then look up "Pizza"

You'll be hungry at this point.

[WatsonT]

3. What's the yellow pages?

Is that like a spinoff of craigslist?

[Boojatta]

4. Yes, that's the general idea.

[DefenseLawyer]

5. Don't look under "Escort Services" in the yellow pages

if your wife catches you, there will be no need to look under "marriage counselor"

[Boojatta]

6. Kick