Criminals attempt robbery with permanent marker pen disguises

[Rage for Order]

:rofl:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6431303/Dumb-American-criminals-attempt-robbery-with-permanent-marker-pen-disguises.html

Two hapless robbers in America, Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller, have been arrested with the “worst disguises ever” after trying to hide their faces with permanent marker pen. McNelly, 23, and Miller, 20 were arrested by armed police in Carroll, Iowa, last Friday after witnesses reported seeing two men trying to break into an apartment with fake beards and "masks" scrawled on their faces.

Police responding to a call about the attempted burglary later pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects' vehicle. When they stopped their 1994 Buick Roadmaster, bewildered police discovered the drunk hapless pair – nicknamed “dumb and dumber” – complete with makeshift disguises.

Police issued-mugshots of the pair show the black ink scribbles on their faces, in what some commentators described as “the worst disguise ever”.

"We're very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away,” local police chief Jeff Cayler told CNN.

[NV Whino]

1. We're very skilled investigators...

:rofl: Best laugh I've had in ages. :rofl:

[ChoppinBroccoli]

2. Looks Like The Guy On The Right...........

........was planning on using the, "It wasn't me; it was a black guy," alibi. LOL

[kirby]

3. Unrec for 1 1/2 year old story

This happened in Oct 2009.

[Rage for Order]

4. Oops

My bad. A facebook friend posted it to his wall and I clipped it. Guess I should have read the dateline. I feel pretty dumb now. All I'm missing is the permanent marker on my face!

:dunce:

[kirby]

5. LOL

Change your name to SharpieFace and all is forgiven. ;)