Orly Taitz: The Gift that Keeps on Giving

[canetoad]

Reading The Guardian's article about Hawaii governor Neil Abercrombie being a friend of the President's parents, this paragraph made me laugh:

"Taitz said that she was now trying to turn the Lakin story into a musical, and is appealing for Andrew Lloyd Webber to contact her."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/dec/26/barack-obama-birther-movement-hawaii

As you do, I headed straight over to Orly's website to read the details, straight from the horse's mouth so to speak.

"Here is a working title ”American POW in America”. We can make it as a drama or as a musical. It can be bigger than “Jesus Christ -superstar”. We have a de-facto crucifixtion of an American war hero by a corrupt regime of the Kenyan usurper. Pontius Pilate bones are turning green with envy in the grave, knowing how American Judges Clay Land, David Carter and Denise Lind overshadowed him. If you want to help in this endeavor, call me 949-683-5411. Orly"
http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/

So, all you musical DUers, she posted her number and is waiting for your call! :rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. This would be a classic.

Better, even, than "Springtime for Hitler."

[Alpha Numeric Wanda]

11. Could we get Julie Taymor...

...to direct? I can just picture Orly soaring over the audience from a thin wire....

[tabatha]

2. I think Lewis Black should do a comedy

movie on Orly Tainted and it would be a huge hit.

[Hawkeye-X]

3. I'll put it one together in Off-off-off-off-off -off-off-off-off-off-off -off-off-Broadway somewhere

in Dumpwater Florida, where gators exceed people.

And only if Orly ponies up $1M from her assets to me via Western Union.

And only if she is the only person casted. Someone's gonna pay the bills...

You call me. 949-555-1212. Serious inquiries only.

[tabatha]

4. I wonder if she has paid her fine yet.

It has been very quiet on that front.

[hlthe2b]

21. I'm sure some Freeper can stage it ...

in his Grandma's basement somewhere... ;)

[IDemo]

5. Musical score - "Crazy", by Patsy Cline

[malaise]

7. Even that doesn't come close to this lunatic

but you sure made me laugh :rofl:

[immoderate]

8. Crazy, written by Willie Nelson.

Had to get that in.:hippie:

--imm

[WingDinger]

6. Palin's" Death panel", circus sideshow cant be far behind.

http://www.hilariousheadlines.com/talk/elephant-toilet.html

[hlthe2b]

9. Ah, Orly... I am reminded of the wisdom of the great 'Jullia Sugarbaker'...

(portrayed so wonderfully by the late Dixie Carter): "'m saying this is the South. And we're proud of our crazy people. We don't hide them up in the attic. We bring 'em right down to the living room and show 'em off. See, Phyllis, no one in the South ever asks if you have crazy people in your family. They just ask what side they're on."

(The writer of those lines must surely have had an Orly Taitz clone in mind)

[RandomThoughts]

10. And that is the problem

They just ask what side they're on

Because some want people to fight each other, and make it about 'what side you are on' when in truth most people are on the same side. Most people of every faith are on the same side. Most people of every country are on the same side.

The sides are not known to keep people from fighting against a very limited bad side.

That does not mean 'one world religion' although I believe God shows himself to different people in different ways, and believe in good and bad in everyone, the religion that is of truth should be able to discuss with people that also believe in truth, and if there is flaws in belief they will be seen by that examination.

Set a table before my enemies, why is that, because better thoughts will prevail.

Love your enemy, because he probably is not your enemy, and you are being made to think that to keep you from seeing what is going on to fight for some other reason.

If you sit across a table from your enemy, you may realize he is more like you then you were told. And in some things your enemy could be more correct, and in some things you would be more correct. In any conversation it can reach the inevitable point, what is important.

[hlthe2b]

12. Oh, my.... How on earth you get that from my post...

makes me worry about you, RT. The reference was from the tv show, "Designing Women," and the referral to "sides" meant maternal or paternal relatives. That is all. NOTHING. I repeat NOTHING to do with your random musings.

[DCKit]

13. Yeah, but it was one hell of a tangent. nt

[hlthe2b]

20. Yes...

he sure knows how to derail a thread or post with his "random thoughts"... :shrug:

[msanthrope]

24. Dude, I think people just want to know if you are related by blood or by marriage to the crazy.

That's the 'side.'

[DCKit]

14. O'RLY is so over-the-top, parody is impossible. nt

[madamesilverspurs]

15. Bats are going to initiate litigation

against Taitz. Seems they're a bit miffed to see their excrement repeatedly slandered in comparisons to her. . .


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[madmax]

22. LOL!! And is too funny nt

[Brother Buzz]

16. crucifixtion? Orly, you better start raising money NOW

Your crucified American war hero is going to be a free civilian in six months and probably make more money than you on the white-wing talking circuits.

:rofl:

[lame54]

17. "The Kenyan And I"

[msanthrope]

25. Thread win, IMHO. n/t

[lame54]

18. forget Webber she needs to cal Max Bialystock

[Arkana]

19. Well, it's official--Orly has broken the fourth wall.

What a maroon.

[madmax]

23. Canetoad - this post is a gem! nt

[canetoad]

26. Sure is madmax

I bet Andrew Lloyd Webber broke an ankle in his rush to get to the phone.

[kwassa]

27. Straight from the horse's ass.

so to speak.