Where have I seen Rand Paul's hair before?

[Bucky]

This bothers me. Hair shouldn't give me deja vu quite this strong. But no matter how close he comes to becoming the great libertarian hope, I just don't see how his policy positions could ever be more disturbing than his unnatural hairdo. Is is a weave? A perm? A crackerfro? Who is this man and what is hiding beneath those curls?





Your input sought. I have nightmares of him being inaugurated as president wearing a little boy blue suit and a giant pop-cycle in his white gloves. Where did he get that hair from?

[golddigger]

1. Other: Ted Bundy!

[pacalo]

7. Oh yeah!

[blondeatlast]

2. BOBBY Brady--he played him on the show, didn't he? nt

[babydollhead]

3. I call that lettuce headed

[babydollhead]

4. search lettuce headed images. ye shall see.

[pacalo]

10. Got it right here...

[Generic Other]

17. I am going with the lettucehead

Here's the urban dictionary's definition:

A strong and enthusiastic supporter of Republican presidential candidate John McCain. It is a play on the word "Deadhead," a fan of The Grateful Dead and Parrothead, a fan of Jimmy Buffett.

Earlier this year, John McCain, a strong advocate of granting amnesty to illegal immigrants said that Americans wouldn't pick lettuce even if they were paid fifty dollars an hour, emphasising the importance of immigrant (legal or not) workers in the United States.
Stan: "I'm busy tonight. I'm attending the rally for John McCain."

Dan: "Dude, you are such a Lettucehead."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lettucehead

[TroglodyteScholar]

5. I know this one! None of the above...

[pacalo]

6. Chia Head.

[dynasaw]

8. Harpo Marx?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0HQw_6YxW9g/SwrNHqxKGaI/AAAAAAAAA4Q/GbL1oE8bq0o/s1600/Harpo+Marx-800wi.jpg

[pacalo]

11. Wow -- even the faces are alike!

:thumbsup:

[Buzz Clik]

18. Harpo at his best!

But I like pensive Harpo:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zAoyoHwC5IQ/SwpHlC50RzI/AAAAAAAAG3k/p2GO8dlipq0/s1600/Harpo+Marx+7.jpg

[chowder66]

9. Couldn't help myself.....

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/hair-restoration/1251377/

[pacalo]

14. That's hilarious! I've never seen that until now.

[chowder66]

28. Glad I could introduce you to it!!!!

[rubberducky]

15. Wow, exactly what I was thinking!

[chowder66]

26. Great minds think alike!

[monmouth]

12. He reminds me of that twit that owns Facebook...n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

13. Ron Jeremy's crotch? nt

[Buzz Clik]

16. Other...

[RockaFowler]

19. That's too cute, though

:)

[KamaAina]

20. Here

[kentuck]

21. Or this one...?

[w8liftinglady]

22. try one of these references

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/joseph-minton-amann-and-tom-breuer/spitzer-fails-to-qualify-_b_91539.html

http://www.dkosopedia.com/wiki/Republican_Sex_Scandals

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-03-30/which-party-has-more-sex-scandals/#

[Matariki]

23. must...not..laugh...

crackerfro?

:rofl:

[The_Casual_Observer]

24. Funny you should ask...

I've been thinking about this for a while

[tblue37]

25. No--Daddy Brady! nt

[pacalo]

29. "Put on your Sunday-best, kids. We're going to Sears!"

[tblue37]

42. So am I right, or am I right? nt

[pacalo]

44. Good pick! Got that regressive state of mind, too, for the win!

[blondeatlast]

27. I think it's what I dug out of my son's toilet about a year ago--good to know he recycles... nt

[SpiralHawk]

30. The Randy one's hair style? It's a coif au Gaddafi.

Fer sure.

[Ryano42]

31. Any fan of Star Trek knows...

"Tis the gift of Landruu. Peace and tranquility to you, brother..."

:scared:

[Capn Sunshine]

35. oops

wrong spot

[nc4bo]

49. Why did I think I'd see a photo of tribbles when I clicked on your post..

Peace and tranquility indeed!

[glinda]

32. Chia pet?

[BuelahWitch]

33. Roadkill...n/t

[mia]

34. Here it is.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rand-Pauls-Toupee/

[ellenfl]

36. there's no "there" there. eom

[Capn Sunshine]

37. Its probably the same one on view here

[road2000]

38. Changing my mind

I was thinking of Ross Martin first, but my vote goes to Daddy Brady.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGV4q6NQTYpdjBAIxge7vKtx3XaJTRMt_6uLlNscC8coX1en9p3cOIRg

(Sorry, it's a jpeg but I can't get it to appear as a pic.)

[Warpy]

39. Did you ever see him and Carly Fiorina in the same room together?

I keep thinking one is the drag version of the other, the cigar ash on the top of the head hairdo common to both.

[lpbk2713]

40. Other:

Sonny Corleone

[Liberal_in_LA]

41. RIP Bob Ross. He's still painting on cable TV every weekend.

[alphafemale]

43. Other. Corn smut.

[nc4bo]

45. Other. Like he just plucked it off the road.....

I know it's not nice to make fun of his hair but most of his politics are just so damned repulsive that I can't help myself.

[Jack Rabbit]

46. I was going to suggest this rug, but it wasn't the rug so much as the eyes

Look into his eyes and you just know instinctively that there's nothing behind them.


Dan Quayle, Vice President of the United States (1989-1993), US DoD Photo from Wikipedia (Public Domain)

[nc4bo]

47. To me, Rand Paul has the classic Republican/Teabagger gaze...

just like Bachmann, Palin, even those weirdo tv evangelists you see hopping up and down preaching fire/brimstone/pay-as-you go prayer requests.

It's nuts and scary that these people are anywhere near a political office even worse that they have nutty fan bases out there.

[Blue-Jay]

48. .

Maybe an upside-down nutsack. Use your imagination (no pic).

[alfredo]

50. If that doesn't scare you...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x721145

[PurityOfEssence]

51. O'Reilly's long lost Loufa

Just lookin' for some love...