"It was not clear if she had an attorney."

[Sonoman]

I don't think they looked hard enough...


Police: Cavity Search Produces 50 Bags of Heroin

Updated: Monday, 21 Mar 2011, 8:22 AM MDT
Published : Monday, 21 Mar 2011, 8:14 AM MDT

SCRANTON, PA - Police in northeastern Pennsylvania say they recovered more than 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change from a woman following a cavity search.

Authorities say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

Mackaliunas was jailed on $25,000 bail on charges including possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance. It was not clear if she had an attorney.

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/crime/pa-police-cavity-search-produces-50-bags-of-heroin-apx-03212011

[Moondog]

1. (S)he's in there somewhere . . . .

[Ghost in the Machine]

2. I posted this on my facebook last night

Thought it was good for lulzzzz :-)

[Lasher]

3. I wonder if she had change for a dollar.

Why am I thinking of clown cars?

[rug]

4. What is she doing with $51.22 in her vagina?

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Dunno...

...it's not likely to be mistaken for a coin slot.

[Moondog]

6. Exercising her kegels?

[Cronus Protagonist]

7. It was all in small change

...for easier sales...

[ellenfl]

11. more importantly, how did she keep the $.22 in?

she's clearly in the wrong business. :smoke:

ellen fl

[NOLALady]

8. I'll wait for the movie.

[Auntie Bush]

9. Wow, she must really have an oversized vagina.

[Webster Green]

10. Wow!

Multi-purpose kitty dispenses cash and heroin.

I like her already. :loveya:

[qazplm]

12. boy

sex with her requires a flashlight, a spelunker's helmet, a map, and three days worth of provisions.

[qazplm]

13. delete

[lumberjack_jeff]

14. ... and a partridge in a pear tree! n/t