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Wed Mar-23-11 08:07 PM
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| I think I want to be a dictator. There should be positions opening up for this soon, right? |
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Edited on Wed Mar-23-11 08:09 PM by Tiggeroshii
I really need a job.
Who's with me?! =D
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| Tiggeroshii
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Wed Mar-23-11 08:32 PM
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| 1. Nobody supports my dream? |
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Wed Mar-23-11 08:33 PM
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Edited on Wed Mar-23-11 08:34 PM by JVS
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| neverforget
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Wed Mar-23-11 08:33 PM
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| 3. I'll put in a good word for you. Where are you applying? Michigan? |
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Wed Mar-23-11 08:35 PM
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| 4. Still trying to keep my options open... |
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But Michigan seems like a good bet! Think Snyder needs a General? Or a henchman? I'll just work my way up, right? =D
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Wed Mar-23-11 09:17 PM
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| 15. If the henchman position isn't open, there are always minders |
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and propaganda ministers.
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Wed Mar-23-11 08:38 PM
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| 5. Keep watching Craigslist. Just remember, those positions are usually for life. . . |
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Length of service not assured.
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Wed Mar-23-11 08:44 PM
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| 6. Ya know. That's what I need. Real job security! And shoot if it's shortened a bit cause of |
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-you know, technical difficulties, at least I could have made an impression!
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Wed Mar-23-11 08:49 PM
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| 7. Talk to Koch - I don't think they have all the states covered yet |
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All it takes is a little chip in the brain(don't worry it doesn't hurt, at least you won't remember anything) They will remove your memories of being a human and all traces of compassion and love.
...then when you get the phone call, follow the instructions...
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Wed Mar-23-11 08:52 PM
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| 8. Times are tough for dictators these days |
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You could almost say these are revolting times for dictators.
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Wed Mar-23-11 08:55 PM
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| 9. Omg the fact this comment spiraled me into uncontrollable spasms of giggles shows |
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how much I need to evaluate my maturity levels. =D
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Wed Mar-23-11 09:01 PM
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| 10. Ah, we all need a laugh in these times |
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Glad I could help....
:hi:
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Wed Mar-23-11 09:03 PM
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| 11. Haha. Appreciated! =D |
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Wed Mar-23-11 09:03 PM
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| 12. OOOh! something in hot nations with hot chicks |
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see that is the outside the box thinking you only get on DU.
Great idea. I now retreat to my lair to study my Risk board. BwoooHAHAHA!!!
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Wed Mar-23-11 09:05 PM
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| 13. Would you settle for swapping DU usernames with me? |
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I know that you were hoping for a more interesting trade than that, but don't refuse out of hand. Keep your options open.
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Wed Mar-23-11 09:05 PM
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| 14. First, you need an oilfield |
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After that, apparently, the sky's the limit...
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