The Bucket List Calculator ???

[Scuba]

http://www.jsonline.com/business/118505529.html

Who else but the insurance industry would bring you an online tool to help calculate your Date of Death?

[elocs]

1. I came up with 95 and I have to admit I don't care to live that long.

I'd be happy with 85.

[madmax]

2. That's as bad as your doctor telling

you the Reaper is at the door. Bend over, grab your ankles and kiss your ass good-bye. You've got 2 years to live.

Happened to me, it's been 3 years - I'm still here. Not even sick, Thank you Goddess.

OOooooops, we made a mistake. Thanks for 3 years of utter hell. Ya BASTIDS!
BTW, I'm grateful you fucked up. :evilgrin: :bounce:

[HereSince1628]

3. I don't think it asked about diabetes

But it's early and I haven't finished my coffee or my pharmaceuticals

Diabetes typically reduces an average lifespan by several years.
A lifespan calculator that doesn't consider diabetes isn't trying very hard to incorporate risks.

[laylah]

4. Wow! I get to hang around

until I am 150! Cool beans! :rofl:

[demodonkey]

5. Hmmm. According to this, I could add nine years to my life if I...

...#1 cut my stress (hard to do after being sued by medical predators for a huge hospital bill for another family member that we shouldn't even owe!)

...#2 visited a doctor regularly (hard to do when one is unpaid for her work and has no insurance!)

...#3 weigh what I did before the healthcare mess in our family started (would be much easier to do if I could first take care of #1 and #2 above.)

In a nutshell, I guess I will die nine years soon because of our uniquely American, greatest healthcare system in the world. :eyes:

[Scuba]

7. Of the People, By the People, For the People. Is that how it feels?

[FSogol]

6. Sorry DU, you're stuck with FSogol for another 41 years!

:woohoo: