May 21, 2011 Judgment Day

[Perfect Ten]

Tons of billboards around here in Fundy-Land saying May 21 is the end. Anyone else seeing this shit in your area? What will you do since the Frapture is near?

http://www.familyradio.com/index.html

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/index.html

[BrklynLiberal]

1. Ask 'em if you can have their car after they are raptured....

[Drale]

2. Every Generation has had a group of people

who swear they have extensively studied the subject and know the exact date of the end of the world. THEY HAVE ALL BEEN WRONG!

[PufPuf23]

3. The diversity of mental illness in the USA trumps our

political process.

I know and like and have good relations with Christin Fundies but don;t even touch some issues as I find them so ignorant.

I haven't spoke to a sister for 15 years who converted and her husband a "Promise Keeper" leader and 30 year chief of police (later disposed without a going away party in a Tuesday night city council meeting who was felon never prosecuted, I failed to listen to my Dad and still thougt of him as the fearful and rascist wimp he was as a teen). They f***ed up my nephews in that they dropped out of high school, been convicted of financial and drugs crimes, and jailed in their teens. The Fundies in my family f***ed up my father's estate for greed and BIL case criminality as low as basic theft and kept a minor estate 4 years in the court system back in the 90s.

On the other hand, I get along well with a neightbor who is an Assembly of God minister; he did not realize that Assembly of God -- Pentacostal, Ashcroft a member) was an automatic CO in WWII not did he have an idea of Palin and dominionism.

[adigal]

4. I remember the bumper sticker, "After the rapture...

I get all their stuff." That just cracked me up!!!

[Renew Deal]

5. Everyone knows that 12/21/12 is the real thing.

So I will do nothing.

[Perfect Ten]

6. I expect a republican majority after the rapture...nt

[corkhead]

7. darn, I was saving a special bottle of wine for my big 5-0 on the 26th.

:cry:

[Forkboy]

8. How many fucking end of the worlds are there?

[madinmaryland]

9. First, I thought it would be when the Red Sox won the WS, but now I believe

it will be when the Cubs win the WS. Of course the Red Sox sold their souls to the Yankees!!!

:D

[Forkboy]

10. "Of course the Red Sox sold their souls to the Yankees!!!

Hard to argue, that's why I'm a Bruins fan. ;)

[madinmaryland]

11. UCLA?

:P

[Forkboy]

12. What am I gonna do with you?

;)

[Recovered Repug]

18. One.

For real, that is.

[Hawkeye-X]

13. What does Colorado Springs say?

If FotF and the rest of the right-wing whackos concurs the same, then we shall short all of our stocks on the FotF and see their failures..

Hawkeye-X

[dflprincess]

14. My nephew is going to be so mad.

He turns 21 on May 22 and he will not be happy if he misses the party he has planned.

[quaker bill]

15. I was pamphleted at an art show

where I was exhibiting. The pamphlet was quite detailed, but I did not get the critical info: before or after lunch? It would be nice to be able to plan my day.

[Hawkeye-X]

16. You know what I was thinking.. if we make cyanide drinking for those fundies

possible on May 21st, they can have their own Rapture.

Think of it as Heaven's Gate. Think of it as Jonesboro.

[quaker bill]

17. Nah...

I was just thinking of asking if they go, could I possibly have one of their really nice cars?