Sherriff Joe, Steve Segal, a small SWAT army, a tank, a bomb robot, and 115 euthanized chickens

[L. Coyote]

Tens of thousands of dollars spent by Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio to kill a bunch of innocent chickens (and make a T-V show).

http://www.kpho.com/local-video/index.html?grabnetworks_video_id=4600221

[Ian David]

1. Cockpuncher!

[MilesColtrane]

2. "Sherriff Joe, Steve Segal, a small SWAT army, a tank, a bomb robot, and 115 euthanized chickens"

What is, a typical Republican sexual fantasy?

[pinboy3niner]

10. LOL!

:rofl:

That subject line gave me flashbacks to Arlo Guthrie...

[L. Coyote]

11. ROFLMAO. Who is going to pluck the feathers?

What is the most expensive BBQ taxpayers have ever sponsored?

[Horse with no Name]

13. They are republicans. They will fuck the pleathers. n/t

[blondeatlast]

19. Thread win. nt

[madrchsod]

3. around here the cops wait till they can bust....

dog and cock fights in progress. but joey and stevie had a big show to put on.

[UTUSN]

4. Kathy GRIFFIN has hilarious material about SEAGAL

Apparently he has a cable show in which he is driven around in a patrol car chasing perps, maybe dressed in a long overcoat, overweight, and repeating the word, "ka-rah-TAY!1" (Karate) She says he uses three different dialects/accents, trying to get the New Orleans pitch.

She goof on him all up and down, how he can't run and has to be pushed over fences by three cops to get himself over, and that the actually arresting cops who do the real, physical catching of the perps, have to stand around with the perp on the ground, waiting and doing nothing until SEAGAL finally arrives to act out his part about the apprehension and using the word "ka-har-TAY!1"

She says that he also is totally vain and craves that the perps recognize him, saying, "Do you know who I am?!1" and repeating it until somebody recognizes him. But she says that most of the perps are so young that they don't know and he gets all pissy and has to tell them himself.

So the kicker was when this perp looked up from where he was pinned down by the cops and DID recognize him, and SEAGAL was thrilled but then crushed when he said, " You're Steven SEAGAL!1 My grandmother LOVES you!1" Bwah-ha-HAH!1


The a-holes are a trio: SEAGAL, Lou FERRIGNO, and Chuck NORRIS, all three being deputized by ARPAIO and frequently "patrolling" over there.

[L. Coyote]

12. "Yeah, you used to be a grade B actor a long time ago."

"Wow dude, you sure got chunky in old age." :rofl:

[Marrah_G]

5. That might be the best subject line ever........

[jtuck004]

17. +1 eom

[shockra]

6. Sheriff Joe's hanging out with a better class of people these days.

http://www.animalliberationfront.com/Saints/ARHallOfFame/StevenSeagal.htm

Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin aren't going to like this.

[L. Coyote]

15. All the Sheriff's Men Joe Arpaio Messing Around With a Lamb? Sheriff and Gang Joke About Sex

All the Sheriff's Men
Joe Arpaio Messing Around With a Lamb? Sheriff and Gang Joke About Sex and Sheep in Secret Recording
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2011/03/arpaio_messing_with_a_lamb_she.php

........... Arpaio then mentions that he'd be criticized if he called Mayor Gordon a "shithead," and implies he'd be more sensitive if Gordon were caught with a lamb.

"Now, if it's the fire chief, that's different because he really was caught with a lamb," Arpaio jokes, referring to a case from years ago in which a Mesa deputy fire chief was caught with his pants down next to a lamb. " ....

[blondeatlast]

20. If only he'd be as concerned about the people of Maricopa County as he is about its animals.

I live here and I've known a few people who spent time in Tent City and juvie hall.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

7. All walk into a bar

A man already sitting at the bar say's, "bartender, if you don't throw those disgusting foul smelling creatures out I'm taking my business elsewhere."

The bartender turns to the Sheriff and says, "I'm sorry but he's right the chicken will have to go."

The man sitting at the bar say's, "I wasn't taking about the chickens. They're better company that the rest of those idiots!"








Sorry, the headline was begging for this reply. :hide:

[Jack Rabbit]

8. Good job. I was expecting "walk into a bar . . ."

[Lone_Star_Dem]

18. Ha! Thanks. It's an old schtick, but still a favorite of mine.

:)

[guitar man]

9. what is

my in-laws last family reunion barbecue? :spray:

[L. Coyote]

14. HP: Joe Arpaio And Steven Seagal Will Crush Your Cockfighting Ring With Tanks And Robots

Joe Arpaio And Steven Seagal Will Crush Your Cockfighting Ring With Tanks And Robots
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/24/joe-arpaio-steven-seagal-cockfighting_n_840213.html


What is America to do about the epidemic of cockfighting that might be undermining our liberties at home, maybe?

Well, if you're wondering, Arizona's Joe Arpaio, Sheriff of Maricopa County, has set the standard of cockfight confrontation. And it basically involves being utterly hysterical and deploying as much manpower and armaments as can be mustered against an unarmed dude with a bunch of chickens.

It all went down in Phoenix .... those chickens were actually bombs that needed to be fought to the death ....

..... Seagal was riding in the tank .... "Thousands of dollars in damages were made to the property and 115 birds were euthanized on the spot," so, hooray! Joe Arpaio is the undisputed king of cockfighting!

[L. Coyote]

16. Reality TV Turns Surreal as Celebrity Cop Steven Seagal, Fleeing Sexual Assault Investigation in LA

Reality TV Turns Surreal as Celebrity Cop Steven Seagal, Fleeing Sexual Assault Investigation in Louisiana, Joins Joe Arpaio in Cockfighting Raid
The world of media-friendly "tough-guy" law enforcement sunk into self-parody this week.
March 25, 2011 | http://www.alternet.org/media/150380/reality_tv_turns_surreal_as_celebrity_cop_steven_seagal,_fleeing_sexual_assault_investigation_in_louisiana,_joins_joe_arpaio_in_cockfighting_raid


The world of celebrity 'tough-guy' law enforcement took a bizarre turn this week when chubby middle-aged action hero Steven Seagal, a SWAT team and two tanks accompanied controversial Maricopa County, AZ Sheriff Joe Arpaio on a daring raid that resulted in the arrest of a single unarmed man charged with raising chickens for cockfights.

.... Seagal, who had been a reserve officer in Jefferson Parrish, ... resigned his position rather than face an internal affairs investigation into “allegations of sex trafficking and sexual assault raised in a 2010 lawsuit by an ex-employee.”

According to Lemons,

" was facing an internal affairs investigation immediately following the outcome of his lawsuit," said via his spokesman. "And he refused to return to Jefferson Parish, at which time he tendered his resignation."

...In her lawsuit, ex-swimsuit model Kayden Nguyen accused Seagal of sex trafficking and creating a hostile work environment by groping her and making unwanted sexual advances toward her. .....