Grease-gun injury to the penis

[Kennah]

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1279682/

Accidental high-pressure injection of oils—grease-gun injury—has become increasingly common. We report a non-accidental variant.

:rofl:

Lawdy, lawdy, lawdy. I so love the medical community penchant for understatement.

At age 31 a man used a high-pressure pneumatic grease-gun to inject his penis in the hope of increasing its girth. Unfortunately the width continued to increase and he also developed erectile dysfunction. He sought urological advice 7 years after the initial incident.

We men are indeed very simple creatures. Not at all complicated.

Given the nature of DU, this might be "one of those threads".

:popcorn:

[Newsjock]

1. This can only mean more GOOD NEWS

for John McCain.

[JBoy]

2. Grease-gun injections of your penis are a slippery slope.

[MrSlayer]

3. Good, hopefully he has ruined all chances at reproduction.

We have enough idiots in this world.

[seabeyond]

4. this seems along par with woman using chain saw as vibrator.

i actually gasped, while reading.

lordy lordy lordy.... is right

[mopinko]

11. it wasn't a chain saw. it was a reciprocating saw-

a sawzall. and it didn't have a blade, it had a dildo.

[Kennah]

12. Necessity is the mother of invention

[seabeyond]

16. i am not talking about the college class. a couple hooked up something on

a chainsaw like thing and cut her all up.

i dont know my tools

[seabeyond]

17. here is part of the story.

On March 8, 2009, a Maryland woman was seriously injured by a homemade Texas Chainsaw Vibrator. After sliding a sex toy over the saw blade of a Reciprocating Saw, a man power tooled his lover. Naturally, the saw ripped through the plastic sex toy and severely wounded his lover. The 27-year-old victim was flown to Prince George’s hospital.

[mopinko]

18. the idiocy of the human animal after an orgasm

is as unstoppable as a tsunami, i guess.

[hootinholler]

21. There are actual attachments for reciprocating saws

That are safe. THe problem was he used a standard blade and a gel dildo in a do it yerself mode which was a recipe for disaster.

I have seen the engineered ones in action with amazing results.

Oh, yeah, a reciprocating saw (blade goes back and forth, google sawzall) is nothing at all like a chain saw (blade is a chain and goes round and round an elliptical bar, google chainsaw).

-Hoot

[Renew Deal]

23. Horrible

:wtf:

[backscatter712]

5. Did this guy make himself eligible for the Darwin Award? n/t

[fascisthunter]

6. LOL

[Electric Monk]

7. Seven years? This brings new meaning to the term "Seven year itch". nt

[Stinky The Clown]

8. The Darwin Awards really need a "Nice Try" category for those who don't fully qualify.

[Donnachaidh]

19. yet another thing he came up short on?

:evilgrin:

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

9. Was this one of those, "Hey, Ray Bob, hold muh beer an watch this!" moments?

[stevedeshazer]

10. Note to self: Do not attempt to use a high-pressure pneumatic grease-gun to inject my penis.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll never be tempted to resort to that.

:spank:
:rofl:

[underpants]

13. I really hope some Dickel was involved

[DJ13]

14. Ouch!

(You just knew someone would go there..!)

[chollybocker]

15. I guess he never needed to use pre-lubed condoms.

And when he went to the beach and peed in the ocean, did he create his own personal oil slick?

:yoiks:

[struggle4progress]

20. I'm guessing this isn't common, since the article is from 2002, & the guy waited 7 years to get help

So he did this in 95 or earlier. The article authors state: We have not found any previous report of a self-inflicted high-pressure grease-gun injection into the penis

[Historic NY]

22. He waited 7 yrs ........interesting. I shouldn't have clicked on the story...

it leads to another about penile fractures.