Radical Islamic atheists check in here

[Hugabear]

Calling all of our resident Radical Islamic Atheist commies so that we can plan our next step for our gay agenda.

[barbtries]

1. do you have room on the bus

for a spiritual humanist?

[Hugabear]

3. As long as you bring some weed

Cause we gonna party!

[Canuckistanian]

2. Sorry

I'm an Orthodox Islamic Atheist. Death to the Reformers!

[sinkingfeeling]

4. I'm so confused. How can somebody who believes in a god named Allah be an atheist?

How can an atheist, who doesn't believe in deities, be a member of Islam?

[Hugabear]

11. Ask Newt Gingrich

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x4791554

[Arugula Latte]

12. You dare to question us!

You must be stoned now. As in have rocks thrown in your general direction. Not as in you must be puffin' the funny weed.


:rofl:

[2gabby]

5. okay so, wait

I've got it, if you're an atheist you don't believe in god, so if you're a Muslim as well, then you're a hypocrite, which means you must be a Republic an Christian.

[madrchsod]

6. got room for a ultra lefty believer in christ?....

i can turn water into any wine that you like!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

9. Would you mind if we call you a "Radical Christian Atheist?"

At least whenever Newtie-Nut is around?

[madrchsod]

26. sounds good to me!

[bemildred]

7. Well, I'm a moderate islamic athiest, but I sympathize with you radicals.

:hi:

[Rebubula]

8. Atheist here.

However, I have the same fear and mistrust of Muslims as I do of Christians. Anyone that places all their faith in an ancient text with no physical evidence is rather suspect.


It is funny how people on this site will rail for hours against Christianity and then get freaked out if someone makes a Muslim slander. Guess PC is alive and well on some topics.

[Tikki]

14. Atheist here, also.

I am neither proud nor ashamed of this.


Tikki

it's nor,yes!

[DireStrike]

10. I was looking for Osama's homobortion pot-n-commie jizzporium, is this the right place?

[Arugula Latte]

13. I come here in the name of Muhammed Dawkins.

Praise non-existent Allah!

[Ezlivin]

15. Allah akbar!

I was just NOT facing Mecca and NOT praying when I received your call.

Is our meeting in the same place and at the same time?

I'll bring my Koran (The Secular Version) and my bong-making kit.

[Iggo]

Nazi Muslin Soshulist Atheists welcome our Radical Islamic Atheist brothers!

:fistbump: <---- terrorist fist-bump

[Hugabear]

17. The People's Front of Judea welcomes the Judean Peoples' Front

But not those dirty people from Campaign for a Free Galilee.

[Iggo]

22. LOL...exactly!

:rofl:

[Bragi]

16. Unitarians will unite behind this cause!

Q: So what do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehova's Witness?

A: Someone who knocks on your door for no particular reason.

[krabigirl]

18. checking in :)

[Amaril]

19. How about a............

.........lapsed pagan / godless heathan? I'll bring the cookies -- banana/oatmeal/chocolate chip/walnut cookies -- guaranteed secular.

[IcyPeas]

25. I wanna sit next to you on the bus

[Shiver]

20. Half-Radical Discordian Semitheist here!

I thought the gay agenda meeting was next week. Aren't we discussing the War on Christmas?

I'm confused! :bounce:

[Hugabear]

21. The War on Christmas meeting is next month

Gay Agenda is this week.

Next week is our meeting on How to Smuggle Al Qaeda through Mexico

[Shiver]

23. So I brought my posters of Santa with a target over his face for nothing?

No worries. I also brought the revised 'Destroying the Institution of Marriage' and 'Making Children Gay' pamphlets.

[Taverner]

24. I'm a Radical Islamic Atheist Communist Socialist Social Justice Anarchist Antichrist

I also have empathy, which Glenn Beck told us is what the Nazis were all about

[riderinthestorm]

27. Feminazi AND radical Islamic atheist checking in.

Ya know, my feminazi credentials brought on 9-11 singlehandedly! Although I can only modestly claim credit for the Katrina disaster....

I'd like to be considered for the post of "Master of Disaster" since you know somebody has to take all the blame and since I'm an uppity woman that may as well be me!