Even Newt Gingrich A Little Depressed By Prospect Of Him Running For President

[joeybee12]

WASHINGTON—Expressing a reaction similar to millions of other dismayed Americans, Newt Gingrich admitted Monday that he too was feeling "pretty bummed out" about the prospect of a Newt Gingrich presidential campaign.

While confirming his ardent desire to be president, the former Speaker of the House told reporters the mere fact that American voters were seriously considering Newt Gingrich to be a viable Republican candidate in 2012 was a fairly distressing development that made him question the direction the country was moving in.

"Even when I see my name on a list of potential candidates, I think, you gotta be kidding me—Newt Gingrich?" said Gingrich, frowning and shaking his head in disbelief. "People are actually getting excited about the guy who engineered the 1995 government shutdown? I'm sorry, but that's just sad."

"It's 2011, for God's sake," Gingrich added. "Can't we get a fresher name to represent the Republican Party in the 21st century than Newt Gingrich?"

Though he acknowledged a Gingrich candidacy would definitely fire up certain segments of the conservative base, and likely build up a fair amount of momentum on name- recognition alone, Gingrich said that knowing we lived in a world where these kinds of political realities existed at all was a rather grim and sobering thought.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/even-newt-gingrich-a-little-depressed-by-prospect,19837/

[opihimoimoi]

1. Hey, he is the granddaddy serial adulteror...give him a break

[gratuitous]

2. You hadda know it was The Onion

I was thinking that maybe Newt wanted to become president by acclamation, and forget about all that messy campaigning.

[Shiver]

3. I actually thought this was real until I saw the link...

Why is it I wouldn't be surprised by that Newt "patriotism-makes-me-randy-and-adulterous" Gingrich would say something like that, immediately after saying the exact opposite?

[old mark]

4. K&R-Dead giveaway-Newt has never been that thoughtful in his life...nt