If you go to a car dealer who tries to sell you "Galactic Nano-Bond"

[DainBramaged]

run. $1500,and so many ways your "5 year warranty" can be voided it isn't funny.

You HAVE to watch the video to laugh your ass off, and WAIT till you see who endorses it.


http://www.galactictechnology.net/galactic.htm

PS they lie about manufacturer's warranties, paint is covered for the basic warranty period.

[Ian David]

1. But she says we NEED it and it's a "New, SCIENTIFIC" product!

Damn it, Jim!

[MilesColtrane]

2. That's some stout copy writing.

"Keep the New Car Look! Ask Your Dealer How?"

I think I'll wait for the Intergalactic Nano-Bond to come out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g

[mikeytherat]

3. The only thing missing was Chevy Chase popping up at the end saying,

"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

I love how they never mention what the hell this stuff is, how it works, or how it was developed. Plus, their late '90s website, sorry, poorly-designed-even-for-the-late-90s-website, doesn't help.

mikey_the_rat

[The Doctor.]

4. Great, Now the Scientologists are entering manufacturing.

Well, at least that's my first impression.

[Junkdrawer]

5. Hey, TEPCO, here's how to glue down the plutonium FOREVER!!!111!1

[DainBramaged]

7. Unless, IT'S MADE FROM RADIATION

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN

[MineralMan]

6. But I didn't order any TruCote!

From Fargo. Great scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5gwc4UizUc