Check out the graphics on this Hummer. Dial up warning.

[amerikat]

Just a little over the top. I think the machine gun barrels
on the hood are nice touch.

[sakabatou]

1. AUGH! MY EYES!

[Canuckistanian]

2. Wow

That penis must be MICROSCOPIC.

[sharp_stick]

3. What do you want to bet

the tiny dicked little dude that drives this thing has never served?

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Impressive.

Not.:puke:

(A picture of the driver would have been well worth waiting for).

[amerikat]

6. It's on a used car lot near me.(nt)

So I don't think the owner was around.

[madmom]

5. My first thought...over compensation!

[flvegan]

7. Website on the front bumper...graphics company.

Advertising FAIL.

[Arctic Dave]

8. Were is the label that says, "These guys get to die so I can drive this POS".

Barf.

Do society a favor and crush this POS.

[BrklynLiberal]

9. Compensating much???

Haiku by Tim
Hulking black Hummer
Purchased in rank atonement
small peckered driver

[Scuba]

10. I couldn't afford a big yellow Hummer.....

...so I just got a sign for my car that says "I desperately need your attention."


Works just as well, maybe better.

[OutNow]

11. Too much time at a PX

I used to have a USAF decal on my VW bug next to the base parking sticker in 1969. It looks like this person bought every sticker, decal, etc. from the biggest PX in the world. Why????

[Arkana]

12. Uh...yeehaw?

[islandmkl]

13. can't imagine it's helping the resale value...

can't bank on TWO freaking idiots wanting this toy...