Perfect comeback to a birther

[DearAbby]

Obama isn't even an American citizen. My answer: So when is Boehner going to have hearings, on this very important matter?, Its been three months, how far down the list is "BIRTHER HEARINGS?"

Health care repeal, more important than Birth certificate.
Numerous Abortion bills, much more important than Obama's birth certificate.
Cut Funding NPR, well shit that is a no brainer, that is much much more important than getting to the bottom of the Obama's Birth certificate controversy.
Its been three months, why aren't we in Month Three of the "BIRTHER HEARINGS?"

:) It shuts them right up.

[Mojeoux]

1. Kick for your guts to even engage in conversation with a live Birther!

:kick:

[Initech]

2. Easier: I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.

[Mabus]

13. +1

[unblock]

3. unfortunately there's no good comeback because you can't convince a birther that obama is white.

[toddwv]

4. Nothing shuts a birther up....nothing...

Trust me, I battle these nutjobs on a daily basis.

[DearAbby]

5. this did, I am still waiting for a reply

and still waiting...I wonder is there a way I can tell if I was deleted from someone's email list?

[pinkkillersheep]

7. What do you do that you have to engage birthers all day long?

I would probably shoot myself.

[derby378]

10. I think I have a few birthers living in my home precinct

A couple of them respect me because they've seen me working as an election judge and trying to be fair to everyone. They also like the way I understand those who prefer orange juice to soda and try to accommodate accordingly. But I know a lot of the birthers would just as soon have my head on a stick.

[toddwv]

16. It's a form of entertainment.

It's hilarious to read their hilarious circular logic.

[mrcheerful]

6. Be careful it doesn't bite you or if you live you might become one

after all isn't that what they believe about everyone not like them?

[DearAbby]

17. Well I have requested Trump's Birth certificate

and also the death certificate of that thing he wears on top his head as a hairpiece.

[Contrary1]

8. Here's a different comeback I read on another board:

"Following their line of (non)reasoning, they don't believe in the validity and sanctity of the bible because they have not personally seen the original."

[DearAbby]

19. Awesome response...gonna use it

[dennis4868]

9. How do they explain....

the birth announcements in 2 Hawaiin newspapers? I never understood how they explain that away (in addition to Obama releasing his birth certificate and posting it on his campaign website)....

[treestar]

11. Rec'd. They are such losers

They know Obama was born here in the USA.

[chollybocker]

12. Maybe Boner's waiting till Peter King outlaws all the Muslins.

Then, impeaching the POTUS will be just a matter of simple paperwork.

<almost sarcasm>

[applegrove]

14. That is brilliant.

[Unrepentant Fenian]

15. That's great! Thanks nt

[ehrnst]

18. Just ask them why Hillary and the GOP weren't able to prove this in 2007

When you KNOW they would have if they could have...