Florida GOP: No Talk of Wombs on Statehouse Floor

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By Adam Weinstein| Thu Mar. 31, 2011 12:12 PM PDT

Clearly having seen my roundup yesterday, and hoping to outdo it, the Florida GOP offered us another precious moment today. From the St. Petersburg Times:

At one point suggested that his wife "incorporate her uterus" to stop Republicans from pushing measures that would restrict abortions. Republicans, after all, wouldn't want to further regulate a Florida business.

Apparently the GOP leadership of the House didn't like the one-liner.

They told Democrats that Randolph is not to discuss body parts on the House floor.

"The point was that Republicans are always talking about deregulation and big government," Randolph said Thursday. "And I always say their philosophy is small government for the big guy and big government for the little guy. And so, if my wife's uterus was incorporated or my friend's bedroom was incorporated, maybe they (Republicans) would be talking about deregulating.

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http://motherjones.com/mojo/2011/03/gop-cant-say-uterus-statehouse-floor-florida

[kenny blankenship]

1. Girl parts are YUCK! They have to be severely controlled, starting with how you refer to them.

[ensho]

2. the religiously insane have taken over Fl.

some Baptist sects won't allow women to look at their own naked bodies. not joking.

[eppur_se_muova]

3. Wasn't this in a Mel Brooks movie?

THORNDYKE: Yes, Dr. Colburn.


COLBURN: May I ask you a question?
THORNDYKE: Certainly.


COLBURN: Dr. Thorndyke, you mentioned in your address that penis envy...


...should be deemed an antiquated psychiatric concept.


Could you expand on that?


THORNDYKE: Of course.


Let's remember that the term "penis envy"...


...was created in a predominantly male atmosphere...


MAN: Excuse me.


Sorry I'm late.


Forgive me for bringing the kids. I couldn't get a sitter.


THORNDYKE: Please, have a seat.


As I was saying, in a world of predominantly male-oriented psychology...


...it was only natural to arrive at the term, pee...


Pee...


"Peepee envy. "


Are you saying there's absolutely no validity to...


...peepee envy?


It has no more validity than if a man envied a woman's...


...balloons.


Dr. Thorndyke, do you feel that the trauma of toilet training...


...has a bearing on the sexual future of the adolescent?


Toilet training. That's a vast area.


Let's be more specific. Are we talking about...


...number one or cocky-doody?


For argument's sake, let's say cocky-doody.


THORNDYKE:I'd say professionally, cocky-doody...


...has very little to do with the future sexual development of the adolescent.


-Thank you.-You're welcome.


Let me backtrack for a second. The female erogenous zone.


-You mean the balloons?-No. Lower, much lower.


Where the babies come out. The woowoo.


The woowoo?


THORNDYKE: Yes. The woowoo.


Perhaps the most significant psychological feminine component...


...known to mankind.



http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/h/high-anxiety-script-transcript-brooks.html

[onethatcares]

4. we are discussing Florida , I'm sure you realize that

now, back to "woo woos and cocky-doody"


dammmmint, I can't stop giggling.:crazy: