Newt Gingrich arrested for prostitution with female Uncle Sam

[Mikeystyle]

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich was arrested Thursday night by Washington, DC police and charged with solicitation of a prostitute.

Police said they responded to a disturbance call at a local hotel and discovered Gingrich engaged in sexual acts with a woman dressed as a female Uncle Sam.

“It’s because I love this country so much that caused me to do this,” Gingrich said in an appearance Friday morning on Fox news. “She was wearing this stars and stripes costume and it really gave my sense of patriotism a rise, if you know what I mean.”

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http://www.thechicagodope.com/2011/04/01/gingrich-blames-prostitution-arrest-on-patriotism-libya/

[elleng]

1. A new name for 'it,' 'my sense of patriotism.'

:rofl:

[sarge43]

2. Updating "hiking the Appalachian Trail". n/t

[damntexdem]

3. LOL!

And it's not even The Onion.

[MiniMe]

4. No, but it is April 1

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. And the clue to that is in this last paragraph of the 'story"

“Now, if I want to upgrade my wife every few years to a younger model that’s my right. I’ve got my eye on a staffer right now and if she passes the test ride, I’ll have a new wife and America will get a smokin’ hot First Lady come 2012.”