Pickles reveals what George W. Bush is "always worried about" since leaving office.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Laura Bush Is Back at the Ranch



Laura Bush in her living room.

GOOD RIDDANCE, WASHINGTON: There is a stark contrast between life in the White House and life at home. I didn’t really know I was stressed until I moved home and wasn’t.

PRESIDENT BUSH'S MOST ANNOYING HABIT: "Smacking on chewing gum."

ON THE PRESIDENT’S MIND: He’s always worried about our small lake that is stocked with bass, because he loves to fish. There’s always some concern: It’s too hot. It’s too cold. Are the fish not getting enough feed? That’s what he worries about.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/03/magazine/mag-03domains-t.html?_r=2

[XemaSab]

1. Little thoughts for a little man

x(

[provis99]

14. +1.

[Zoeisright]

29. [phone]

He's obsessing over FISH? God, he's a waste of oxygen.

[Bluebear]

37. +++

[Hugabear]

2. He SHOULD be worried about federal marshals coming to arrest him

But we all know that he probably won't ever have to worry about that one

[adigal]

19. Bingo!! You win the prize!! Jimmy Carter probably worries

about other things than the fish in his lake.

This is not a stupid woman - does she not realize how vacuous he sounds when she says things like this?? And look at her desk - nothing on it, at all. Empty, like her husband's head.

[Hawkowl]

24. Contemptuous not vacuous

I believe the point she is trying to make is the fact she doesn't give a flying fuck about war crimes, unemployment or fucking over the little people. They're more concerned about the fish in their pond because YOU JUST DON'T FUCKING MATTER. I believe that is her deliberate point.

[onehandle]

3. If I was her, I would worry about his drunk ass crawling on top of me in the middle of the night.

And of course, getting the Batman.

[lonestarnot]

8. ROFLMAO

[malaise]

40. Ew!

:rofl:

[Bluebear]

58. !!!

[Taverner]

4. Dude - if he worries about that, then fuck...

He has chosen the wrong lifestyle

[emilyg]

5. I won't make fun of Mrs. Bush. She

is doing good work for women in Afghanistan. Kudos to her.

[Raine]

38. Me either

I felt kind of sorry for her being in that family with Bar Bush as her mother-inlaw.

[Quantess]

55. You mean the Quaker Oats man?

[Raine]

57. yup

that's the one! :evilgrin:

[Urban Prairie]

6. "Are the fish not getting enough feed?"

Good question, since the silver-spoon born Bush the Lesser once was quoted as stating:

"I know how hard it is to put food on your family"

Uhh...nope, he didn't then, and still doesn't now, and never, ever will.

[Mnemosyne]

7. It snows that often at the ranch - Huh?

ENTERTAINMENT CENTER: We loved “The King’s Speech” and “The Social Network,” but what I watched this year, which became an addiction, was an old BBC series called “The House of Eliott.” My staff had given it to me for my birthday, and when we had those long snow days, when I never got out, I watched all 34 episodes. It is about two sisters who are left by their father penniless, and they develop into fashion designers.

Still with the WAR CRIMINAL, Laura?

[BlueIris]

9. He should be more worried about his imminent death, I would think.

That man was not looking healthy during his last year in office.

[shanti]

10. he hasn't changed a lick

not that i expected him to :shrug:

[Tansy_Gold]

11. That's not a living room; it's a stage set

These people don't have a clue. They've never been alive. Laura looks as vapid and clueless now as she did in 2009.

As someone once said, what a waste of skin.



TG, TT

[Mojorabbit]

18. Well said Tansy. nt

[leftstreet]

21. Republican ladies all go to the same plastic surgeon

[janet118]

26. My fave Laura look-a-like photo

"So, remember, put on a happy face!" - Cesar Romero as The Joker

[Catherina]

41. Who is that in the first photo

My eyes! Their eyes!

They look awful.

[bleever]

50. Mrs. Newt Gingrich 3.0.

[Catherina]

52. My eyes! They're burning even more now! (Thanks) n/t

[Tansy_Gold]

53. That is one S C A R Y face

i was gonna say "one scary lady" but I'm not gonna call her a lady.

[TahitiNut]

22. Ditto.

:applause:

[Lasher]

12. I wonder when she's going to be charged with the murder of her former boyfriend.

Or manslaughter at least.

[live love laugh]

13. Oh. I thought she was gonna say he worries about Kanye West. :sarcasm: LOL nt

[FLAprogressive]

15. if only he could be legitamately worried about being prosecuted at The Hague

[mindwalker_i]

16. Somebody should throw pretzles at the lake

See if that gives him a heart attack.

[Urban Prairie]

17. Whuts on the desk?

A 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle that Dumbya has managed to connect five pieces together since he left DC?!?

:rofl:

[spanone]

20. no surprise. i bet the lake isn't too deep or he'd worry about something else.

[rainbow4321]

23. She's always looked plastic to me....

Even more so now after we have Mrs Obama as our FLOTUS.

[LiberalFighter]

25. Put some alligators in his lake.

[onethatcares]

46. horses, big f......ing HORSES

or post a sign "Beware of underwater horses" at the lake.

He'd never go near the "ranch"(hahahahahahaha) again.

[GeorgeGist]

27. My Oh, My. Such colorful people.

How DO they keep up the pace?

[MilesColtrane]

28. Laura to everyone who is worried about no job, no healthcare,...

union busting, rising gas prices, three wars, attempts to cut Social Security:

"WHY SO SERIOUS?"

[daleo]

30. He's worried about money

He's a Bush.

[Mimosa]

31. Bush is worried he'll be deprived of dates with Jeff Gannon

http://www.rense.com/general64/newrevelationsabout.htm>Bush is missing his lover Jeff Gannon.

Somebody help me and post the photo where W is gripping Jeff Gannons head in a familiar way!

[Kip Humphrey]

32. and so what does he worry about since he was president?

[krispos42]

33. No lingering sense of unfinished business back in Washington?

Not a bit?


Dear God, the man continues to be so blatantly obviously unsuited for ANY job of ANY responsibility whatsoever. EVER.

:banghead:

Fuck!

Hell, I play Civ 2 on occasion.. and I play my Civilization past the year 2020, when scorekeeping stops, just because there is still stuff to do!!!

God damn all the fucking morons that voted for this man twice to the deepest pit of Hell.

[MrMickeysMom]

34. We're worried, too, dear...

And it isn't just about the Beaver... It's those 8 years of fucking hell, dear...

[sfwriter]

35. "It's too hot. It's too cold. The fish are plotting against me...

...can you hear the fish? I hear the fish Pickles."

[democrank]

36. War criminals are people too

[eppur_se_muova]

39. Well, what was he always thinking about when he was IN office?

As if you needed any more proof that George W. Bush is a compete fool: When he was asked by a German interviewer to name the best moment of his presidency, the moron-in-chief came up with this:

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound (3.402 kilos) perch in my lake."

Apparently there may have been some problems with translation, as the White House website says it was a large mouth bass. But whether it was a perch or a bass, the fact remains that the president of the United States believes that his greatest moment in office was when he caught a fish.

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/top10/243

[intaglio]

42. I think he may also be worried about

... where Pickles has hidden his coke and his beer

That's Coca Cola and Root Beer of course ...

[JHB]

43. Not to suggest she's wrong, but consider the source...

Even though it sounds about right, when something is filtered through Laura Bush... would she notice anything weightier?

[Kingofalldems]

44. Repubs call that fishing?

It's like throwing a line into the living room fish tank.

[onethatcares]

45. why do that when you can

just hook up a 1000 watt dc generator and fish the the true republican way? or if you're really bored, call in an airstrike on the pond.

[elias49]

47. What a waste of ink...and the Times wants to charge for online?

:puke:

[Fly by night]

48. ... where his next drink is coming from?

One is too many, a thousand aren't enough.

Unless you're the Decider. Then you can decide to have ...

... just one more.

[Bluebear]

54. +

[tanyev]

49. I guess it's a step up from all that time he spent worrying about brush while he was in office.

[PotatoChip]

51. Who is stocking that lake?

If it is the Fish and Wildlife Dept. of the state of Texas, I hope other citizens have access to it. The fact that Mrs Bush calls it "our small lake" has me wondering if they have their own little kingdom at taxpayers expense???

[GoCubsGo]

56. I wish that was all I had to worry about.

But, thanks to him and one of his putrid minions, I have to worry about how I'm going to put my life back together after those fucksticks yanked my former employer's federal funding, which cost me my job that I busted my ass off at for 20 years. I get to worry about how the hell I'm going to pay my mortgage, an unplanned dental bill, whether my 15-year-old car is going to keep running, and whether my career is circling the drain, or already down the pipes. Fuck him and his damn fish pond.

[TNLib]

59. Jeez he still a freaking moron

He worries about his fish nothing else just his fish! Maybe he'll fall in the lake bump his head and drown.

[stuntcat]

60. hm, seems he has no conscience

some people are lucky that way.