Glenn Beck: "Jesus is going to be right back. He just went to go get a sandwich and stuff."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

April 02, 2011 10:00 AM
Glenn Beck describes how he and his Jewish friends will all vouch for each other when they stand before Jesus
By David Neiwert



I was watching Glenn Beck yesterday hosting Daniel Pipes and Christopher Holton as they talked about how leftists are funding Middle Eastern terrorism and the subject turned (as it often does with Beck and the Mideast) apocalyptic:

BECK: I was made fun of by bringing up -- because I don't know. You know, I'm a Christian and I don't know when Jesus is coming back. I have a lot of Jewish friends and I say -- I've made a pact with them. Look, both die, we get up to the pearly gates and the Savior is there and he's like hey, I haven't been to Earth yet. You vouch for me. If he's like, I'm just about ready to go back, I vouch for you.

And I have no idea when -- when he's coming. But it's always kind of a good idea just prepare. His -- how many -- how many people are Christian here? OK. How many people -- how many people think that a lot of the things -- and I know it's happened a million times. I mean, the apostles were saying, oh, Jesus is going to be right back. He just went to go get a sandwich and stuff.

So, how many people here believe that this feels like a time that you haven't experience in your lifetime? That's a little disturbing.

[Ikonoklast]

1. Beck is a Mormon...he's gonna get his own planet when he dies.

Jeebus isn't all that important to Mormons...why does Beck keep going on about him?

[3waygeek]

5. When he dies? He's already on his own planet...

because he sure as hell isn't living on this one.

[Drahthaardogs]

8. Beck just became "religious" recently.

He and his wife "shopped" around and then they decided that the faith that really made sense to them was the Mormon Church. His deep Mormon faith is all of 24 months old.

[bluestate10]

2. People take that guy seriously? Heavens. Why do you waste time watching that stuff? nt

[Initech]

3. Jesus is gone for the day.

[Xicano]

4. Hey Beck, did the Talking Snake tell you that?

:evilgrin:

[xfundy]

7. I bet it was the donkey.

Or maybe the burning bush.

[onager]

6. A ham sandwich?

n/t

[SoCalDem]

9. Well we know now that Jesus is anti "fast food"

Sure taking a long time for that sandwich:)

[11 Bravo]

10. Holy shit, he makes Sarah Palin sound like Socrates!

[Ilsa]

11. This is what happens when the govt defunds hospital behavioral units:

All the crazies get let loose, and some end up on the radio.

[Biker13]

12. This Is My Theory Too...

As to why the Mayan calender ends in 2012. Guy making the thing got distracted...went out for a sandwich, ran across a neighbor working on his truck...never got back to it!

At least, that's why I have a couple half-built Harley in the garage!

Biker's Old Lady