Texas House passes bill dictating colleges promote heterosexuality

[FreeState]

I'm guessing they didnt think this one through. I know when I was in college the GLBT group got minimal fundings. Now under this law they would get a hell of a lot more if the funds have to be matched! Think of all the dances, parties, family promotion groups that already receive funding from the schools...

I also love how gay groups promote sexual practice, but when its heterosexuals its family values!

http://www.bilerico.com/2011/04/texas_wants_colleges_to_promote_heterosexuality.php?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+BilericoProject+%28The+Bilerico+Project%29

While many members in the chamber cracked jokes and guffawed, the amendment's author, Rep. Wayne Christian, said the University of Texas, Texas A&M and "some other schools" have centers promoting "alternative sexual practices."

"I'm not treading on their rights to that, to teach alternative sexual behavior," said Christian, R-Center (right). But he said they must match it, dollar for dollar, with advocating heterosexual, "traditional values."

Christian's amendment speaks of any center "for students focused on gay, lesbian, homosexual, bisexual, pansexual, transsexual, transgender, gender questioning, or other gender identity issues."

[TheWraith]

1. Honestly, I don't think college students need reminders to promote sexuality.

:rofl:

[Angry Dragon]

3. Perhaps he is just pissed because he was never told about

sex when he was in college...........


He maybe had to learn about it 'all by himself'

[sakabatou]

2. Where's my clue-by-four?

[KamaAina]

4. Most. Unnecessary. Bill. Ever.

Most colleges excel in promoting heterosexuality. :beer: :party:

[krispos42]

5. So if we just don't teach gay sex, there won't be any?

Bob: Joe, I- I- I have something to confess to you.

Joe: What do you mean?

Bob: Joe, I love you.

Joe: Bob, I thought I was the only one of us that felt that way. I love you too!

<They kiss passionately, stagger off to the bedroom and strip each other's clothes off>

Bob: <panting> Now what?

Joe: <in dawning horror>I don't know! I thought YOU knew!




:eyes:

[Paradoxical]

6. GLBTQ groups exist to promote equality and give a voice to a minority population.

Heterosexuals are not in the minority. Neither are they persecuted. They need their own college group like television needs it's own white power channel.

Fucking morons.

[fascisthunter]

7. They Feel the Need to Control Every Aspect of Society

what a bunch of fear mongering freaks these people are. I swear, gays are the new jew and yet they are the same nazis, just from Texas.

[nc4bo]

8. Where's the talk of birth control, unplanned pregnancies and the fetus?

Hetero activity doesn't need promoting.

Stupidity x10.

[The Philosopher]

9. They never think anything through

Because they automatically assume everyone thinks just like them, so there's no explaining why Jesus is awesome or why something is sinful. I've been wondering if the bill could be used to promote things like child prostitution or the joy of bestiality, since calling heterosexuality "traditional values" means that they're calling homosexuality non-traditional, that it isn't normal, that it's perverted, etc.

If Jon Stewart comments on this story and doesn't mention "NAMBLA," I'll be very, very sad.

[roguevalley]

10. no offense, good texas people but there is something deeply

wrong in Texas. :(

[starroute]

11. I'd like to see any college start a "Heterosexuals Club"

Do you suppose *anybody* would show up?