Nothing Beats a Limerick About the GOP

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— By Jen Phillips| Mon Apr. 4, 2011 10:54 AM PDT
If you're on twitter, I highly recommend you do a search for @FloridaGOP. As you'll see, approximately 95.785% of tweets mentioning @FloridaGOP are about the #OMGuterus debacle, wherein the Florida GOP said the word "uterus" wasn't appropriate for the oh-so-delicate ears of young pages and families who might be listening to House debates. Uterus, you may ask? Isn't that a medically correct term for a body part the GOP really likes to regulate? Why yes, it certainly is. And the GOP might consider that at least some people on the Florida House floor have heard the word uterus because they have one. To further express my disdain for the Florida GOP's "no uterus" policy, I wrote this limerick. Because nothing says scorn like a limerick.

A man on the Florida House floor

Cried, "Let us say uterus no more!

It's vulgar and crude

(especially to dudes)

And that's who this party is for!"

http://motherjones.com/mixed-media/2011/04/nothing-beats-limerick-about-gop

[Hubert Flottz]

1. There's this turd in the toilet I've shat,

There's this turd in the crapper I've shat,
It's all stinky and blind as a bat,
And we can't afford gas,
Lest it comes out our ass,
You would think they would look into that!

I used to mine coal on bald knob,
And now nobody has them a job,
So we're picking up cans,
And we're wringing our hands,
We're CONservatives yes-sir-ree-bob.

Pull your boot straps and lift up your bale,
Quitin' time never comes here in Hell,
They've created this mess,
But your day they'll all "Bless"
And their lies are all totally stale.

[Dappleganger]

2. "Ladies' parts makes us feel unmanned!"

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

3. It's like kicked in the nuts by a goat,

When the boss says, "boys that's all she wrote,
'Cause we outsourced your job,
And your pensions we've robbed,
Load the last of this plant on the boat."

Well they thought they were sucking up tea,
But it was the same color as pee,
It was scented like whiz,
With a small hint of giz,
No republican Kool-Aid for me!

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Where are all the poets?

Is this their day off?

[blondeatlast]

5. I am SOOO bookmarking this thread!

:rofl: