OregonBlue
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:04 PM
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All DU Women, please go and incorporate your uterus!! |
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:06 PM
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1. Do they have to be fully functioning? My wife is 60....n/t |
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:10 PM
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4. LOL. No, I'm 62 and mine is incorporated as of today. |
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:06 PM
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2. Sorry, lost mine in 1984. Do ovaries count? n/t |
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:24 PM
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10. Of course, they don't demand proof!! |
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:35 PM
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15. In that case, consider mine incorporated! |
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Can I deduct this on my taxes? :rofl:
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:10 PM
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3. So, what has everyone named their Uteri? |
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I went with TheSlopHole. I'm feeling a little crass after a full day at the health dept. Too much poking and prodding.
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:11 PM
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5. Tuppies for Freedom, Inc. |
Myrina
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:15 PM
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8. My U Inc ... maybe I should have made it My U Edu? |
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Since it sounds like an online college LMAO!!
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:25 PM
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11. Good one. And yes, RepubliCONS need some edu regarding our uterii. |
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:12 PM
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6. I prefer the Lysistrata approach , myself. |
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:15 PM
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7. But unfortunately, TeaBagger women will never agree to that, they are too cowed by their abusive, |
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:15 PM
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9. I did... and posted the link on my facebook. |
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:26 PM
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12. I'm emailing all my women friends right now!! |
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:27 PM
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13. We don't need that kind of foul language here. |
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:28 PM
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14. LoL: Uteri Gone Wild - Cannot be held Legally Accountable nt |
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:49 PM
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16. Once your uterus is incorporated |
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It is legally a person. According the SCOTUS, it can make unlimited campaign contributions. Can it also vote? :rofl:
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Tue Apr-05-11 06:52 PM
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17. Better yet: can it declare Head of Household for tax purposes? |
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... considering ... :rofl:
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