President's Obama's friend Robert Titcomb arrested for being a john.

[originalpckelly]

Holy shit, a guy named Titcomb being arrested for prostitution? There may be a God after all. :rofl:

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/04/report_obamas_close_friend_arrested_in_prostitutio.php

[Ian David]

1. His family changed their name from Vaginabrush when they came to Ellis Island. n/t

[msanthrope]

2. You won the thread on the first post! n/t

[originalpckelly]

4. Yep, pretty much a 100 pt winner.

[Ian David]

6. Thanks!

[originalpckelly]

3. Seriesly.

OMG! This is such an awesome story. We need more shit like this.

Obama has to befriend people with more funny names who are about to get in trouble. I just want to laugh. :P

[ChiciB1]

5. Hee, Hee, Hee! My Son-In-Law's Parents Really Had A Last Name

of Dick. They changed it to another name soon after coming to America!

Seriously, of ALL names that are out there, the irony of it being Titcomb is just tooooooo much! Well, here we go again, more ammo for the Repukes!

[polmaven]

8. But I must ask...

How many women need a titcomb? If you do, maybe a titwax is in order?

[ChiciB1]

16. Maybe A "Bearded Lady" From The Circus! If That Was MY Last Name I

think it would have been changed a long time ago! I guess he thought it was an attention getter!

[lumberjack_jeff]

12. lololololol!

:rofl:

[rfranklin]

7. This is a phoney story...

Hawaii News Now reports that Titcomb and Obama have been "close friends since their childhood days at Punahou School."

That can't be true because Obama was in Africa at the time.

[Ian David]

10. And Trump says, "Nobody knew this guy." n/t

[polmaven]

11. Absolutely right!!!

The Donald has told us there is no one who remembers him as a child, and we all know how straight forward HE is!

[joeybee12]

9. Titcomb? Being a guy, I don't have 'em, so I can't fathom why they need their own...

special comb.

[originalpckelly]

13. Haven't you ever heard of a bad tit day?

Women constantly have to comb them down or up. It's another reason they need a bra. It's really because they get bad tit days from time to time. It's like putting on a hat on a bad hair day.

[joeybee12]

14. I never knew that!

Gee, I guess it's true...you do learn something new every day!!!!

[madinmaryland]

15. It depends on whether they are shaved or unshaved.

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