I just found 7000 votes...in my pants.

[Teaser]

but none of them are for Prosser, thankfully.

[Paradoxical]

1. That's where I left them.

I was totally looking for those.

[midnight]

2. Can you believe this next story coming out of the reddest county in the state?

[Teaser]

6. no, not really.

It's a bit nuts. I'm waiting to see if we lawyer up or not. If our team doesn't, eff us. I'll just laugh and enjoy the spectacle.

I refuse to invest my time or energy in people who don't fight.

[RagAss]

14. Me too...I'm sick of watching us lay down...I'll laugh till someone steps up.

[Logical]

3. Or are you happy to see me? n-t

[joshcryer]

4. Haha, first lame joke I thought of.

Glad I'm still not original. ;)

[Logical]

9. Great minds!! :-)

[riderinthestorm]

5. Phew! I knew someone was gonna pull this one outta their ass! nt

[RoccoR5955]

7. BULL FUCKING SHIT!!!!!

I just heard on TRMS, that the official forgot to hit the "save" button in a "regular Access" file.
IN MICROSOFT ACCESS THERE IS NO SAVE BUTTON!
WHEN YOU ENTER THE DATA, IT'S IN THE FUCKING DATABASE!
LIES, LIES, LIES!

[Teaser]

8. I'm just disturbed that they are using Access.

.

[RoccoR5955]

11. Ain't that the truth!

It's plagued with holes, and more holes, and more bugs than a Lower East Side Tenement!

[Canuckistanian]

17. yeah, really

The most WELL-KNOWN and EASILY HACKABLE database format still in existence.

Even competent "script-kiddies" could manipulate date stamps and field data with no incriminating traces.

[RoccoR5955]

25. Don't you mean

The easiest hackable database EVER!

Even INCOMPETENT script kiddies can manipulate any manner of the data, WITHOUT A TRACE!

[rzemanfl]

10. I just saw her say that on Rachel's show. Can you post some-

thing (like from a manual) about data entry in Access.

[RoccoR5955]

12. There are no manuals. I know from over 20 years experience

I have been supporting 2000+ users with Microsoft software for more than 20 years. I don't need no stinkin' manuals. I know by heart!

[upi402]

13. "IN MICROSOFT ACCESS THERE IS NO SAVE BUTTON!"

Thanks, I didn't know that. I'm going back to my special place for a while....:argh:

[riderinthestorm]

15. IIRC, Kathy Nikolaus specifically stated she forgot to hit the save button correct?

Am I mis-remembering or did she really baldfaced lie???

[OffWithTheirHeads]

16. I think that was Nixon's secretary.

[riderinthestorm]

18. Yeah, her too! Heh. Thanks for the first laugh I've had all day.

:hi: I needed that.

[rzemanfl]

19. Absolutely I heard it too. MSNBC needs to know about this,

the County Clerk having worked for Prossser, the immunity and the August election business.

[Shrek]

28. My copy of Access has one

It's right there on the toolbar.

Shows up on the menu as well.

[RoccoR5955]

32. That's to save forms, not data n/t

[JustAmused]

31. Yes there is

There is a "save" icon in Access and a Save and Save As option on the main menu.
Not that that is an excuse.

[RoccoR5955]

33. That's to save a form, not data in a table. n/t

[rzemanfl]

20. I hope they weren't the ones I pulled out of my ass. If they are,

I can give you the name of a really good dry cleaner.

[louslobbs]

26. ass pulled Prosser votes, then they will need to be sandblasted, and then shoved up Prossers ass

so that he can feel the will of the people as deeply as possible.
Lou

[gkhouston]

30. If they are, it would explain how we'd know they were votes for Prosser. n/t

[somone]

21. Trust your elections to Microsoft

[CoffeeCat]

22. Sooooooooo....I'll ask the obvious question...

Is that an election in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?

[onehandle]

23. Are they for Gore!?

Does Al still have a chance?

[louslobbs]

24. Turn those Klopper votes in immediately, I found seven hundred under my matress this morn for JoAnne

Kloppenburg as well, that makes 7700, that will put her back over the top, Whew!
I thought the Kochs and Partisan Repbulican Kathy Nickolaus had us beat. Thankfully we caught these errors teaser, and during our canvass process these errors were caught. You found yours in your pants and I thankfully under my matress. I know that you and I were only trying to protect the integrity and security of these ballots by taking them with us, but we just forgot that we had them until today during the canvassing of my bed and your pants. Let's get them over to add to Kloppers totals so that she can once again be in the legitimate lead for the seat of the Wisconsin Supreme Court 10 year seat. lol

[BadgerKid]

27. So your prognosis is electoral dysfunction? n/t

[gkhouston]

29. Best tweet I've seen tonight: "I just "found" some extra votes and now am the 1974 prom queen

for my high school." :rofl: