Teaser
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Thu Apr-07-11 10:40 PM
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Wow....I just found a few thousand more votes in my sock drawer. |
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Damn...there are just votes everywhere these days. People really should be more careful when they cast them.
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YvonneCa
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Thu Apr-07-11 11:07 PM
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1. I found a couple under... |
Initech
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Thu Apr-07-11 11:21 PM
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2. I found a few in my shoe... |
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Thu Apr-07-11 11:45 PM
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3. I'm so glad this was caught so early! |
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Thu Apr-07-11 11:46 PM
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4. I found mine under the driver's seat in my husband's car!! |
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And they were all for Kloppenburg! Yippee!
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Thu Apr-07-11 11:48 PM
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5. Did anyone look in the anal cavity of the dude who packed a refrigerator in there? |
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Fri Apr-08-11 12:02 AM
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6. Yes, but all I found was one of my old socks. nt |
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Fri Apr-08-11 09:43 AM
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SoCalDem
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Fri Apr-08-11 12:09 AM
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7. I dug through my purse, and I found: |
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a half piece of gum, encrusted with purse schmootz
a spring from a ball point pen
a crumpled $5 bill
3 restaurant receipts
a penny, 3 nickels, 2 quarters
a raffle ticket (drawing was Dec 31st..I guess I didn't win)
a hand drawn map, marking the burial place of Jimmy Hoffa
a candy cane (wrapped for my protection)
a coupon for 50% off second entree at Mimi's (with purchase of two beverages...expires Mar 11th
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1700 votes for Prosser..It's miraculous, especially since the last time I set foot in Wisonsin was when we visited West Allis in 1972...
This HAS to rank right up there with the Virgin Mary stain we once had on our driveway...(the shadows had to be just right...and then my son scrubbed the driveway and killed her...)
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Fri Apr-08-11 12:15 AM
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8. I found 12,000 votes for Kloppenburg on a thumb drive in my purse. |
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Picked them up on Tuesday,and I forgot to turn them in when I voted. Gosh, I hope its not too late!
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Fri Apr-08-11 12:25 AM
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A liberal cause will win 5-4 in the Supreme Court, until they find two more votes making it 6-5.
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Fri Apr-08-11 08:37 AM
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10. I just dropped a big nasty sauerkraut fart and out came 3,000 votes!!! |
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I can't get close enough to them yet to determine who they are for. Have to wait for the air to clear and that might take a while.
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Fri Apr-08-11 09:23 AM
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12. That's it. Lost my breakfast. |
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Fri Apr-08-11 09:22 AM
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11. Dude, you shouldn't have said anything, just kept them on your own PC. |
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Missed yet another memo, hmm?
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Fri Apr-08-11 01:30 PM
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15. No actual votes, but a couple of hanging chads that need removal. |
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:hi:
Maybe I should check around the cat's bowl.
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Fri Apr-08-11 02:08 PM
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Fri Apr-08-11 02:12 PM
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17. I found 15,000 Prosser votes in Limbaugh's porn mags |
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But they were stuck together so they can't be counted, thankfully.
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