Let's think of a new name for the lastest aircraft carrier, (Not the Garald R. Ford)

[Swede]

I like the Situation. Or maybe the Sheen.

[JVS]

1. USS Situation would be an awesome name.

[ixion]

2. USS BigAss WarPig

[DainBramaged]

3. USS Deficit

[Swede]

4. USS ATM

[Forkboy]

5. The USS Forward Thrust.

[L0oniX]

6. USS Bankrupt

[givemebackmycountry]

7. The USS Awl R. Muny

n/t

[El Supremo]

8. USS Christian Soldier

Nuke those Muslins!

[niyad]

9. USS no mazola

[DainBramaged]

12. Or USS Crisco Shocking Meat

:rofl:

[El Supremo]

10. USS Red Star in the East

Payed for by the Chinese loans

[Canuckistanian]

11. USS David Koch

Hey, he runs the place.

[ThoughtCriminal]

13. USS Lollipop

Name the good ship, paint it purple, green, red and yellow. Then send it on all the hard-core big stick missions.

[JackRiddler]

14. The best one would be USS Decommissioned. And then USS Scrapped.

And then USS Apologize for Aggressive War and Throw Open the Books and Shut Down the National Security Fetish State.

And then USS invest in things we desperately need, like a new energy and transport infrastructure.

All of the seaborne Death Stars should be scrapped.

Enough.

[Incitatus]

15. USS Hegemony

[Motown_Johnny]

16. USS Note Held By China

[Brickbat]

17. The USS This Represents Books, Training, Building Improvements, and Class Size Reductions, Suckers.

[ncteechur]

18. USS FukdaGOP

[rug]

19. USS Humanitarian

[El Supremo]

20. USS Mission Not Accomplished

[Canuckistanian]

21. USS SNAFUBAR

Truth in commissioning.

[Generic Brad]

22. USS Spock

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Or the one.

[Bigmack]

23. USS Chineseantishipmisslebait nt

[rurallib]

24. USS Chinapaidforit

[Imagevision]

25. Without Gerald Ford the Warren Commission would never have prevailed...

[DBoon]

26. name it after a pagan goddess of war

give all the xtians fits

[vim876]

27. USS Smedley Darlington Butler (nt)

[Octafish]

35. +1

Two Medals of Honor.
Two Stars.
Two Chapters in the Big Book:

War is a Racket
The Coup Against FDR

[Fire Walk With Me]

28. The USS Fuster Cluck.

[hobbit709]

29. USS Walloping Window Blind.

A capital ship for an ocean trip.

[Jack Rabbit]

30. The USS George W. Bush

Other ideas . . .

The USS Neoconservative (suggesting also the USS Richard Perle, the USS Douglas Feith or the USS Scooter Libby)
The USS Osama Bin Laden
The USS FoxNews
The USS Falujah
The USS Little Big Horn
The USS John Yoo

[Warren DeMontague]

31. The USS Deficit. ntt

[Urban Prairie]

32. USS White Elephant

USS Sea Of Red Ink

USS Titanic Stupidity

USS War Profiteer

USS Unnecessary

USS Budgetbuster

USS Unjustified Expense

USS Economic Terrorism

USS War Toy, Inc.

USS Outsourced/Off-shored

USS Infradestruction

USS Debt Scow

USS Military Superiority-Economic Inferiority

USS Hunt Commies Who Funded Me!

USS Superpower Pretense

USS Polished Patriotic Imperialist Turd

USS Phallic MIC Symbol

[warren pease]

33. The USS Penis Envy

[sarge43]

34. USS Eggshell n/t

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

36. USS P.T. Barnum in honor of all the suckers (aka taxpayers) who donated to build the barge.

[Posteritatis]

37. USS Frank Exchange Of Views

[pscot]

38. U.S.S Over Reach

[sarge43]

39. USS BigMacLargeHuge

[formercia]

40. USS Obsolete Floating Target

At the beginning of WWII, the Battleship was the Force Majeure on the oceans. The Aircraft Carrier was the innovation that made the Battleship obsolete. Today, The Aircraft Carrier has replaced the Battleship as the next to fall.

[Countdown_3_2_1]

41. The USS Galactica

Great excuse to have a Starbuck's on board.

[daleo]

42. USS IOU. n/t

[Rex]

43. USS Where Did We Get The Money From Again?