Maryland man glued to Wal-Mart toilet seat

[marmar]

(CNN) Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store.

If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart on March 31 could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department.

Police, along with the Singerly Fire Company and the Cecil County Paramedics, were called to the scene at about 7 p.m.

There, they found the 48-year-old victim, who called for help after realizing the sticky situation he was in when he tried -- and failed -- to stand up and leave the superstore's restroom, Donnelly said. ..............(more)

The complete piece is at: http://articles.cnn.com/2011-04-06/us/maryland.toilet.prank_1_toilet-seat-maryland-man-donnelly?_s=PM:US

[L. Coyote]

1. Boycott union-busting Wal-Mart, financiers to the furh-right wingnuts

[Taitertots]

2. They have nail polish remover at Walmart, why couldn't they just pour some on it n/t

[Cirque du So-What]

3. Doesn't ring true to me

Just like finding a deep-fried rat in a bucket of chicken or a human finger in a bowl of chili. I'm betting a week's wages that this turns out to be a scam on the part of the 'victim.'