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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-11 06:15 PM
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Madam Jane predicts: America will never grow a pair
http://smirkingchimp.com/thread/jane-stillwater/35293/madam-jane-predicts-america-will-never-grow-a-pair

"The American Dream has died," stated Madam Jane this morning over coffee. "This country is doomed to never again amount to more what it is now -- a cheap source of rent-a-cop armies for corporations and an economic blood donor to keep the personhood of Big Business alive and well." But surely it can't be as bad as all that. Can it? "Oh yeah it can," replied Madam Jane -- who claims that her crystal ball never lies.

"As long as corporations continue to receive all the same rights as citizens but are required to pay almost no taxes http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110325/ts_yblog_thelookout/g-e-paid-no-taxes-on-5-1-billion-in-profits, I predict that these vampire-like corporatists will continue to feed off of America's body like the evil pin worms that they are until our country dies and becomes just one more pale smelly national corpse being stored in their crypt." Good grief, MJ! This time you are going too far! Evil pin worms? Really? And besides, where is your proof?

"I, like Fox News, don't need no stinking proof," responded Madam J. "It is what it is. Either America grows a pair now or starts preparing to meet its final doom. Madam Jane has spoken." Yikes!

"But American CAN change!" I cried out like some terrified and repentant modern-day Unca Scrooge who had just been confronted with the ghost of Bob Marley. Yet despite all of my entreaties, Madam Jane just shrugged.

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Skip_In_Boulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-11 06:20 PM
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1. One really doesn't need a crystal ball
to come to MJ's conclusions.
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