Man on dog Santorum gets pissed on...

[one_voice]

by a dog...you can't make this shit up.

Rick Santorum: Wet spot? Soldier on!

.....

Santorum said that toward the end of walking one neighborhood, he was invited inside to talk with an elderly woman who hoped to get him a drink.

He told the crowd that at the woman’s direction, he sat down on her couch. As soon as he sat down on the couch, her dog jumped on his lap. And not long after the dog jumped into his lap, the former senator felt the warm, wet sensation of the pet urinating on his pants.

Confronted with the choice of ending his trek through the neighborhood, or continuing on with a large wet spot on his pants, Santorum said he made – for him – the obvious choice.

“You’ve all been there,” Santorum said to the crowd. “Tan pants, with a spot, and what do you do? Soldier on.”

*snip

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0411/52861.html#ixzz1JAwUTKpC

[Angry Dragon]

1. Nothing new for him ......... he is used to wetting himself

[SidDithers]

2. Rick "frothy mixture" Santorum?...

:rofl:

Sid

[thereismore]

3. Golden shower. nt

[Webster Green]

4. I'll bet he got a woody.

A canine golden shower for "Man-On-Dog-Ricky. :crazy:

[franzia99]

22. Haha, he probably did.

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. Sure, Rick, blame it on the dog... nt

[Terra Alta]

6. couldn't have happened to a better person. nt.

[davidinalameda]

7. I saw that yesterday

I want to find that dog and give him a lifetime supply of milk bones!

good dog!

[Welibs]

8. Republicans think pissing themselves is a badge of honour!

And for Boehner, it's probably is!


Santorum is so baked he and his tea buddies think wearing dog urine makes them look BRAVE.

[Marie Marie]

9. Pure poetic justice

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thanks - I needed that!!

[999998th word]

21. HA HA HA How does that "trickle down "feel???????

[krispos42]

10. Well, now, thank god same-sex marriage is still illegal in South Carolina

Otherwise, Santorum would have been overcome with man-on-dog lust, inevitably leading to a quick marriage when the dog became pregnant with a human-animal hybrid.

[Blue Owl]

11. nothing like some dog on man urination

n/t

[Teaser]

12. Dog on man, apparently

.

[walldude]

13. So the dog has more sense than his owner...

:rofl:

[IDemo]

14. Just something about dogs and R's

[MiniMe]

15. Ummmm, good dog??

:shrug:

[demodonkey]

16. Smart dog. nt

[Liberal_in_LA]

17. Dog did it on purpose

[upi402]

18. One of his former victims? n/t

lol

[Lugnut]

19. Smart dog.

Stupid Rick.

[caty]

20. I've always heard that

dogs were a good judge of character. lol

[malaise]

23. Trickle down

Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :rofl: