Colon, toilet, and fecal material advertising...

[PCIntern]

is now rampant...Conversations in the bookstore with the author of all the books on colon health, ads for Kohler toilets featuring "Na na na na, hey hey, goodbye!", and the guy wanting to get the hot plumber into his house by pouring all kinds of stuff into the bowl, including potting soil/fertilizer - yuck at dinnertime.

Interesting...

[Turbineguy]

1. Pandering to

assholes.

[Thunderstruck]

7. Ok, I'll give 'em to you...

Props, dude!

:rofl:

[bullwinkle428]

2. You forgot the commercials highlighting "toilet paper that won't stick to your ass" -

tastefully illustrated through the use of animated red bears! :rofl:

[zbdent]

4. Red - STRONG!

blue - soft ...

[Papagoose]

8. Good Lord, those are disturbing!

Especially the one with the bear walking away from doing his business with little bits of paper clinging to his behind.

[Raine]

17. they also have added to those to "enjoy the go"

:puke:

[Bunny]

3. There's a commercial out by one of those colon blow, or colon cleanse, type companies.

It features a computer animated graphic of a giant turd making its way through your colon, toward its eventual liberation. It's pretty comical.

Here, watch it for yourself!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvUA90OLgaE

[PCIntern]

5. we as a civilization are descending into a crater...

it's a bit much...even for me.

[seabeyond]

6. my oldest son and i are watching. seeing him stuff toilet for hot babe. smilin. then wife

is at doorway and both son and i drop our mouths, look at each other with a real WTF.....

they couldnt just make it cute single guy trying to get the hot plumber. they had to make it to offend all wives. even a friggin 14 yr old was appalled by the commercial.

what is wrong with this society, where that is cute.

[PCIntern]

10. I forgot to add that...

it WAS what brought the ad to my attention originally. Here we are, talking about it...what's the product?? I forget...

[seabeyond]

12. i remember. kohler. i wont buy it. did two bathrooms 6 months ago. main product.

we bought online.

bought kitchen sink same time.... not kohler.

so god damn tired of denigrating people to sell

[Skidmore]

9. You forgot the laxative and fiber commercials which

always prompt for me a target audience of anorexics and bulimics.

[davidthegnome]

11. ....

what? y u do this?

[footinmouth]

13. I'm paranoid now

The commercials have convinced me that if I'm not pooping often, I'm carrying around 20 extra pounds of fecal material. No wonder I always feel fat. Now we can blame it on excess poop.

[Brigid]

14. The one and only Ron White on this very topic:

"You ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?" :rofl:

[distantearlywarning]

15. The commercials with the bears.

Supposed to be cute and funny. I think they're gross. I don't want to think about TP sticking to anyone's behind, even a cartoon bear.

[seabeyond]

16. i saw the commercial last night. i think.

i was reading a book so didnt catch all, but people were singing then flushing the toilet. finally asked hubby, .... as all step out of stalls, is this for real.

yup, hubby says, all about the flush.

wow, hm

then i thought about your thread.

tell ya

[Nickigrace]

18. I was on a gluten free website yesterday

and saw a pop-up ad for charcoal panty liners for people with chronic smelly gas. They also sold a charcoal face mask. I guess for the people who have to live with them.

[blueamy66]

19. I don't get the "potty" humor.

When I was growing up, the bathroom was "sacred". Nobody knocked, walked in or anything.....now it seems to be quite the opposite.

We still respect privacy in my house....it will stay that way, thank you.

Quit the commercials and shit....no pun intended.