BACHMANN CRAZY ALERT: "Michele Bachmann burns up Iowa, decries gay marriage"

[emulatorloo]

Remember, Huckabee came out on top with Iowa Republican caucus attendees in 2008.

They are going to LOVE this.


Michele Bachmann burns up Iowa, decries gay marriage
By KASIE HUNT | 4/11/11 4:21 PM
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0411/52946.html#ixzz1JLtkbnGq

PELLA, Iowa — In a barn-burning speech to social conservatives here, Michele Bachmann called Monday for abolishing the entire tax code and the Department of Education, labeled Planned Parenthood the "LensCrafters of big abortion" and slammed same-sex marriage advocates for going against what she called 5,000 years of human history.

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Bachmann delivered a scathing critique against the Department of Education, "along with a few other agencies, by the way, that I think we can live without." Those include the Department of Energy and the Department of Commerce. She said Planned Parenthood should lose its tax-exempt status — it's a nonprofit — and that Congress should use its power to limit the subjects that district courts can rule on.

That's because judges are "black-robed masters," she said, echoing a line she used during another recent trip to Iowa to lambaste the state Supreme Court justices whose ruling effectively legalized same-sex marriage in the state.

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[HopeHoops]

1. Planned Parenthood makes corrective lenses for vaginas?

:shrug:

Who would have thought they would need them?

[Hell Hath No Fury]

2. Hey, they fixed my vaginal astigmatism.

:shrug:

[HopeHoops]

5. WHOA! TMI Alert! TMI Alert!

If it was having focus adjustment problems, that could be considered kinky!

[BlueJazz]

3. "going against what she called 5,000 years of human history" ???????.

I guess that she doesn't Drive, use a computer, phone, light bulb, ...and a million other things...

[Warren DeMontague]

4. "5,000 years of human history"

There it is. Right there.

The funny thing is, that 5,000 years is all she thinks there is.

[Angry Dragon]

6. Why does she hate so much??

She can never come up with a plan to fix something, only to tear down

[Initech]

7. The hate is strong with this one.

[alphafemale]

8. "5,000 years of human history."

That's all she thinks there is. Not just of human history...she believes there's 5000 years of earth history. Believing in just 50 years of earth history would be no less ridiculous.

[liberal N proud]

9. She just gets crazier every day

:crazy:

[OHdem10]

10. If you were a Presidential candidate would you want your constituents

asking you about ending Medicare, and all the budget
cuts? Honey typical GOP.

[Motown_Johnny]

11. if you want to win the Republican Iowa Caucus.....

... it seems like this might be the way to do it.