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Wed Apr-13-11 10:01 PM
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| Poll question: Which of the following is true about AZ Senator Jon Kyl? |
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As you all know by now, Sen. Kyl recently said that over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does is perform abortions. Since the actual figure is closer to 3%, Kyl clarified his statement by noting that it was not intended to be factual.
Which of the following is true about Jon Kyl? (These are not intended to be factual statements.)
Feel free to add your own.
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| XemaSab
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Wed Apr-13-11 10:15 PM
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| 1. He has a vestigial tail |
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It's true; it was on Colbert.
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| Deep13
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Thu Apr-14-11 01:07 PM
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| 15. It matches his cloven feet. nt |
| izquierdista
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Wed Apr-13-11 10:33 PM
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| 2. He was the original inspiration |
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For Mr. Potato Head
(Not just the superficial resemblance, but also for the cranial content.)
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| DearAbby
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Wed Apr-13-11 10:56 PM
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Senator Jon Kyl of Arizona prefers Hydrox cookies to Oreos. (This is not intended to be factual statement)
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| L. Coyote
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Wed Apr-13-11 11:44 PM
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| 4. CONTEST: This is not intended to be a factual statement! |
| Cresent City Kid
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Thu Apr-14-11 12:21 AM
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| 5. 90% of this is not a factual statement |
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Jon Kyl walked to and from summer school, uphill both ways, in a driving snowstorm.
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Thu Apr-14-11 07:52 AM
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| 6. Underneath a disguise, Kyl is the bug monster from the movie Constantine. nt |
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Thu Apr-14-11 08:54 AM
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| 7. Every full moon, Kyl turns into a wereliberal... |
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...because when he was young Ted Kennedy bit him.
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Thu Apr-14-11 12:11 PM
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| 8. Kyl will never give you up, let you down, run around or desert you. nt |
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Thu Apr-14-11 12:13 PM
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Thu Apr-14-11 12:14 PM
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| 10. John Kyl frequently enjoys sex with marsupials. |
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Thu Apr-14-11 01:07 PM
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| 14. That roo-fucking bastard! nt |
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Thu Apr-14-11 02:46 PM
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| 16. I heard he's more of a possum man. |
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Thu Apr-14-11 12:15 PM
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| 11. Kyl and Sarah Palin will be at the teabagger rally in Madison THIS SATURDAY |
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Edited on Thu Apr-14-11 12:16 PM by eowyn_of_rohan
Can you come & help welcome them?:evilgrin:
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Thu Apr-14-11 01:06 PM
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| 13. Sorry, that's a bit of a drive from Akron, OH. |
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Besides, we have our own fascist state government to worry about. (That IS intended to be a factual statement.)
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Thu Apr-14-11 12:34 PM
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| 12. I went with the robot fueled by the tears of suffering children |
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and old people, but I'm actually leaning towards a robot fueled by the blood of innocents and the souls of the pure.
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