Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction: AZ Birther Law Requires Candidates "To Describe Penis"

[Snoutport]

http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/truth-stranger-fiction-az-birther-law

I'll be curious to hear how the republican candidates measure up.

[hobbit709]

1. What do you expect from a bunch of dickheads?

[Snoutport]

16. That they would cover up and hide?!

[mike_c]

2. that should be somewhat comic when Jan Brewer attempts to describe hers....

Of course, I haven't read the article yet so I might be missing the point...

[Snoutport]

4. The point is that AZ is pretty damned ridiculous! nt

[MineralMan]

3. Well, since recent statistics show that only about 70% of

American men are circumsized, that would leave a whole lot of natural-born citizens ineligible to run.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision

Note: Linked article may be NSFW: Contains photos of erect penises.

[valerief]

5. Not to mention the exclusion of all women. nt

[MineralMan]

6. Yes, that, too, although I suppose the supporters of this nonsense

would rather not have women in office anyhow. Or even voting. Neanderthals (my apologies to them).

[Snoutport]

15. Since they can't "meat" the requirement...perhaps women can't run now...

[Blue-Jay]

7. I'll just send Jan a photo of mine in case I ever decide to visit.

[bullwinkle428]

8. "It has a LONG, SMOOTH SHAFT, complete with a set of..."

"TWO BALLS!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4suxQVUAQ

[Journeyman]

9. But will they accept a description or will only the long form be official?. . .

[Turbineguy]

10. For some....

it will be the short form. For others, the looong one. And thick too.

[WhiteTara]

11. Only men need apply?

What century did they come from?

[Ganja Ninja]

12. "Describe Penis"

Think Dick Cheney with only one eye.

[maxrandb]

13. "One-eyed, Angry, Purple-headed Yogurt Thrower" n/t

[Snoutport]

14. Is that your write-in vote?

[Cronus Protagonist]

17. Strange that they would be interested in hoods....

...not really... lol