Would somebody please...fetch me a Camel...

[Hubert Flottz]

I can't afford to fill up my lawn mower or my car.

[Turbineguy]

1. At least you're not

smoking. That's expensive too.

[Hubert Flottz]

3. I gave up the Camels a few years back...

It was hard to do. Giving up gasoline is even harder.

[taterguy]

2. Boo fucking hoo

At least you have a yard.

And a car.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. So far I do, but you never know.

I'm probably mowing ShittyBank's lot for them.

[lilbethm]

5. Lost my car in Jan

Not missing it very often. Hope to keep my now much smaller yard.

[RevStPatrick]

6. Sheep

They'll mow your lawn, then you can eat 'em.

[LWolf]

7. Try this instead:

[Nihil]

8. "No sir ... you're supposed to use the camel to get to the village!"

Oh ... not *that* kind of desperation then? ... sorry ...
:hide:

[Hubert Flottz]

11. LOL

One hump or two?

[Odin2005]

9. Goats are good lawnmowers.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

10. And porchmowers and sidingmowers and treemowers and...

[rucky]

12. and fertilizers.