Donald Trump Bubble Bath and Shampoo?

[sasha031]

Donald Trump Wants To Be A Success In Your Bathroom
by Lauren Le Vine

Whether or not Donald Trump will earn the GOP nomination for president remains to be seen, but we do know one thing for sure. He recently filed an application to trademark the name "SUCCESS BY TRUMP." No, that won't be the media and real estate mogul's campaign slogan; SUCCESS BY TRUMP—according to the application—is intended for use as a moniker for a line of "cologne; perfume; fragrances; after-shave lotions; skin moisturizer; shampoo; conditioner; deodorant; soaps for hand, face, and body; body powder; bath oil; bath gel; bath salts; bubble bath."

What does SUCCESS smell like? That remains to be seen (although I always kind of imagined that in lieu of cologne, Donald Trump just rubbed some money on himself every morning), but Trump also had to declare on the application that this is a bona fide business pursuit, and that the mark will be used in commerce. In layman's terms, that means get ready because the SUCCESS line of grooming products will soon land in a store near you.
http://www.dailymakeover.com/blogs/beauty-trends-and-news/donald-trump-success-trademark-perfume-cologne.html

[geardaddy]

1. I'm guessing that SUCCESS will

smell a lot like Old Spice mixed with pasty-white-guy smell.

[RKP5637]

2. I wonder if he will market toilet paper? n/t

[arbusto_baboso]

5. I'd actually buy that.

IF it had his face on the TP.

The privilege of wiping my ass on his face would be worth putting a few pennies in his pockets.

[RKP5637]

7. With all that hair it's gotta be soft! LOL n/t

[eleny]

3. ewwwww.

[sasha031]

4. SUCCESS line of grooming products will soon land in a store near you.

yes at you nearest Walmart.

[Scuba]

6. I can't wait to not buy them!

[monmouth]

8. Surprised he didn't call it WINNING!....n/t

[bullwinkle428]

9. Donald Trump's bottled water:

[woo me with science]

10. Made from his precious bodily fluids? nt

[bullwinkle428]

11. Donald Trump's steaks:

[damntexdem]

12. Use them and you feel dirtier afterwards?

;-)