The most grotesque possible interview between two dunderheads: McCain and Dump Truck. She offers to work on his campaign. He wants to know which advisors she likes. He loves Angry John, Druggy Cindy, and Dummy Meghan. Oh, and this:
Donald: Your mom is great. And your father’s great. To be honest with you,
Bush made it so bad that Abraham Lincoln couldn’t have beaten Obama. The world was crashing! If you remember six months before, your father was way up. But when the world crashed, nobody as a Republican could have done it. (really? I don't remember that!)
Meghan: This morning, the front page of the Drudge Report had Obama at 49 percent and you’re at 34 percent, and you haven’t even announced. Why do you think you’ve made such an impact already? Why do you think you’re catching on in a way that Mitt Romney and Tim Pawlenty really aren’t?
Donald: Well, the polls have been very gratifying. One of the pollsters actually said to me that my numbers would be better—and I’m leading in just about every poll—if people thought I was going to run, because a lot of people don’t think I’m going to run, and they think it’s because of The Apprentice. And I say, give me a break! The Apprentice has very high ratings. I don’t need this to get ratings. It’s already the top show on NBC. You understand that. So I think I resonate because I do get along really well with people. For instance, I spoke in front of the Tea Party over the weekend in Boca Raton, Florida, and they were expecting 250 people, and when it was announced that I was going to speak they had 6,000 people. I think the reason that it’s resonating is because I say it like it is. <snip>
Meghan: Why do you think this birther thing still has such legs?
Donald: Because I think there’s something to it. For weeks, I said to people, “No, he was probably born here, but I’ll check into it.” You know a certificate of live birth is not a birth certificate and all that. I’m more and more convinced he may not have been born here.
Meghan: You sent people over to Hawaii to investigate, correct?
Donald: Yes.
Meghan: Did you find anything?
Donald: Well, I better not comment on that yet. <snip>
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