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trumad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 11:34 AM Original message |
They say that Jesus is coming back---I ask, would he want to? |
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mysuzuki2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
1. If Jesus comes back he'll end up being crucified all over again |
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BeyondGeography (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
2. If he likes hockey and basketball, he might last longer |
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CanSocDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
3. Not to mention.... |
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Aerows (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 03:29 PM Response to Reply #3 |
28. I'm a science fundamentalist |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
4. They'd just lock him up, give him massive doses of Haldol, and that |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 12:04 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. He may be in Bellevue as we speak. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 12:06 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Or any of many other institutions. |
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JohnnyRingo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
7. Doncha know... |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 01:42 PM Response to Reply #7 |
14. Brilliant ! |
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demwing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 01:49 PM Response to Reply #7 |
16. + too many to count /nt |
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patrice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 12:41 PM Response to Original message |
8. When you're a spiritual being & the son of God, and all, how is it that you're not everywhere/when |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 01:22 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Humans are funny. They tend to change the stories through the generations. |
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patrice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 02:52 PM Response to Reply #10 |
21. Yes, there are patterns & patterns can be authentically significant. |
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Motown_Johnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 02:45 PM Response to Reply #8 |
20. he ascended into heaven. His body.... the corporeal form.... up... to heaven |
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patrice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 03:12 PM Response to Reply #20 |
26. Oh darn! I'm busy that day. Can't make it. Will he tour? nt |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 01:20 PM Response to Original message |
9. My guess is he'd go to Fox News first. Do you think he'd announce his arrival at DU? |
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PCIntern (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 01:23 PM Response to Original message |
11. From "Hannah and Her Sisters": |
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Keith Bee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
12. Ah, so you've seen that "Family Guy" episode! |
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tridim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
13. He'll look like Osama Bin Laden. No doubt that won't go over well with the teafuckers. |
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Stevenmarc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
15. The Teabaggers will ask for his Virgin Birth Certificate |
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L0oniX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
17. He may be the ONLY ONE who can stop the corporatists. |
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The Magistrate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
18. As The Song Said, Sir.... |
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former9thward (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
19. Given the daily attacks on Christianity and religion in general by many posters |
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Motown_Johnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 02:53 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. Call me Thomas if you must, but ..... |
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former9thward (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 02:56 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. I won't call you anything. That is for you to do. |
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Motown_Johnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 03:30 PM Response to Reply #23 |
29. Hypocritical? |
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former9thward (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 04:55 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. No, they fit into #1 |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
24. deleted |
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PCIntern (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 03:17 PM Response to Reply #24 |
27. Great minds think alike!!! |
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Proud Liberal Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 03:10 PM Response to Original message |
25. WWJD |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-23-11 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
30. My husband always said, "Why would he want to come |
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