Stupid Crooks: Naked Phoenix Man to Cops: "Come and Suck it" (Said While Masturbating Behind Motel)

[WillParkinson]

Naked Phoenix Man to Cops: "Come and Suck it" (Said While Masturbating Behind Motel)

​A Phoenix drug addict was arrested yesterday morning after telling cops to "come and suck it" as he was found naked and masturbating behind a Phoenix motel.

About 4:30 a.m. yesterday, cops were called to the Super 8 Motel at 1242 North 53rd Avenue in Phoenix. The night manager told police a naked guy was wandering around a fenced in area behind the motel.

The manager brought police behind the building and that's where they found 24-year-old Theodore Ruiz (pictured). Ruiz was naked, and he was masturbating -- and he apparently needed a hand (or a mouth).



"You come back here to suck it," Ruiz asked cops after they asked him to come to where they were standing -- again, Ruiz was masturbating the entire time.

Police asked Ruiz to put his hands behind his head, but his hands were busy -- masturbating -- and he refused.

(The end of the story is more telling...)

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/12/naked_phoenix_man_to_cops_come.php

[FreakinDJ]

1. Got to admit - He's got Balls

[pipi_k]

2. I think he's probably more disturbed than stupid.

[Joanne98]

3. What's the matter with people like this. YUK!

[jimmie]

4. Not a real smart guy

He'll get it right next time.

[Crystal Clarity]

5. A Super 8 Motel? He must be crazy.

I would think this would make more sense :evilgrin:

[Erose999]

6. I have expressed similar sentiments to Arizona's current police state. But only in the metaphorical

sense, haha. I'd TELL sherrif Joe to "suck it", but I wouldn't ACT on it.

[MilesColtrane]

7. He couldn't afford a plane ticket?

[WillParkinson]

8. *snort*

GIGGLE

[apocalypsehow]

9. Haaaahaaa! Perfect.

:rofl: