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cali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 01:31 PM Original message |
Honestly, officer, I wasn't masturbating, I just spilled tabasco on my penis. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
1. I often "scratch Tabasco itches" |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
2. Does tabasco come in 3-oz bottles? |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 01:45 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Yes, but it doesn't come in white... nt |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
3. It's not illegal it's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane. |
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Kennah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 01:58 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. So 19 hijackers armed with ... |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 03:31 PM Response to Reply #8 |
21. !!!! |
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NHDemProg (73 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 10:42 PM Response to Reply #3 |
39. I loved that movie... |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
5. How did he get tabasco sauce on his pecker in the first place? |
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Kennah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 01:56 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Texas hooker on lunch break |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 02:02 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. Good question because... |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 03:00 PM Response to Reply #10 |
17. As a Tabasco fan, I can attest to that. It's impossible to get the cap off even if, |
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Buns_of_Fire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 04:09 PM Response to Reply #10 |
24. ...hence the vigorous up-and-down hand motion required. |
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niyad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 02:02 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. that was my first thought, and then. . .I really don't want to know!!!! |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 10:16 PM Response to Reply #5 |
37. What a stupid question! |
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phleshdef (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-02-11 10:24 AM Response to Reply #5 |
47. If you get any on your hands and then urinate without washing them first, it can happen. |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
7. A little tip for the next time he has a toxic tabasco spill... |
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Kennah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 02:00 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Note to self |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 02:04 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. Actually make it a little kinky.... |
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Kennah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 02:16 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Must call costume shop about female TSA officer costume |
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ChoppinBroccoli (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
14. Speaking As Someone Who's Actually Had Tobasco On His Nether Regions............. |
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cali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 02:56 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. WHOA. that is cruel.... and unusual. |
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tabasco (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-02-11 10:19 AM Response to Reply #14 |
45. That's a lie! |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 02:33 PM Response to Original message |
15. wait...what? -- |
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NV Whino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
18. And Tobasco sales go through the roof |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 03:15 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. I suspect... |
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Buns_of_Fire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 04:14 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. (Yeah, I hate it when that happens...) nt |
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Codeine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
20. "itching himself" |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 03:57 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. When one is desperately clutching for an alternative explanation for the obvious. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
22. DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK!!! |
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OneGrassRoot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 04:35 PM Response to Reply #22 |
29. LOL! |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 10:00 PM Response to Reply #22 |
34. That's IT! |
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tomm2thumbs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
26. gonna be an interesting court appearance |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 10:15 PM Response to Reply #26 |
36. Gonna be an interesting return to work, too. |
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badtoworse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
27. I never had any on mine |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
28. The OTHER 'underwear bomber' nt |
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pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
30. Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'hot pants'! nt |
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Sonoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
31. That's illegal? |
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bemildred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
32. In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 09:48 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. ...Couldn't Mr. Lawrence have just purchased a pumpkin and brought it home for the carnal deed? |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 10:05 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Imagine Mr. Lawrence and Mr. Tabasco heading back to work on Monday... |
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bemildred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-02-11 10:18 AM Response to Reply #33 |
44. He was drunk. This sort of thing happens when you are drunk. nt |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-31-10 10:34 PM Response to Original message |
38. New movie coming out this Spring: "One-eyed Snakes On A Plane" |
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tomm2thumbs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-02-11 05:25 AM Response to Reply #38 |
40. DUzy! |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-02-11 06:28 AM Response to Original message |
41. I see a new marketing slogan: |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-02-11 08:33 AM Original message |
if he spilled tobasco on his manliness.... |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-02-11 08:33 AM Response to Original message |
42. if he spilled tobasco on his manliness.... |
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meow mix (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-02-11 10:07 AM Response to Original message |
43. what, i was just making a hot dog |
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phleshdef (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-02-11 10:23 AM Response to Original message |
46. To be fair, I've gotten hot pepper juice on mine before. |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-02-11 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
48. Oh, I thought this was about the "Porno Gil" episode |
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