Why Donald Trump might buy a hotel and casino in Kenya

[Boojatta]

"Every prosecutor is aware of executive clemency. That kind of thing can be very frustrating. Everybody knows how frustrated I was when "Scooter" Libby had his sentence commuted. Similarly, if Kenya were to become the fifty-first state, then my investigative work would be moot."

"Everybody who has played a slot machine knows that when it stops rolling you might see a piece of fruit such as a lemon. I am prepared for that possibility. I know how to make lemon-aide. That's what I'm doing, but I'm also diversifying beyond lemon-aide to kool-aide, because a lot of people nowadays are interested in drinking kool-aide, especially the new herbal tea flavored kool-aide."

"It's difficult to explain why a Democratic President would express admiration for Ronald Reagan. Obviously he is trying very hard to convince us that he couldn't possibly be Jimmy Carter in disguise, because Jimmy Carter doesn't like anything about Reagan, and if President Obama is Jimmy Carter, then this is his second term, and he's not allowed to have a third term."

"Equally difficult to explain is why a highly educated man like President Obama, who knows about statistics and cancer, would smoke cigarettes. Whenever President Obama and Jimmy Carter are in the same room, there's usually at least one mirror in the room and President Obama has a great excuse for producing smoke. That's how this whole charade was accomplished: with smoke and mirrors."

"Now, let me just say that all of my hotels are now serving not only lemon-aide, but also kool-aide, and we keep in stock all of the new herbal tea flavors of kool-aide."

[groundloop]

1. Well, someone's drinkin' the cool-aide.

[LiberalAndProud]

2. I assume you're "quoting" Trump?

confusing OP

[Boojatta]

3. Kick

[Boojatta]

4. Kick