Donald Trump: Show us your penis

[NewJeffCT]

Needless to say, probably not safe for most work environments.

Link to tweet

[dalton99a]

1. From 2012

https://www.theonion.com/donald-trump-stares-forlornly-at-tiny-aged-penis-in-mi-1819573577

[pangaia]

2. Oh, that would be TOO MUCH.... if this went viral..

got on the Sunday news shows, CNN, MSNBC,,

I know. I know.

but..I can hope, can't I?

[kairos12]

3. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[ProudLib72]

4. Wider than it is long, like a tuna can

Guess who was messing with a tuna can at the time....

[crazycatlady]

5. Actually I'd rather not even think about that

One thing I could go my entire life without seeing.

[madamesilverspurs]

6. .

[Blue Owl]

7. #1 on the list of things nobody wants to see

[Stinky The Clown]

8. First . . . . .

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[Stinky The Clown]

9. Number two . . . . .

[Stinky The Clown]

10. Last for tonight . . . .

[NastyRiffraff]

15. OMFG what the hell is THAT?

Is it a joke? Is he trying to be...I dunno...sultry or something? BIG fail.

[NewJeffCT]

16. That picture, though

really shows that he has small hands

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. No thanks

We already know he's a dick

[jmowreader]

12. It takes equipment to see Trump's equipment

[Leith]

13. That's Not a Schlong

It's a shlort.

[NastyRiffraff]

14. OH PLEASE NOOOO!

Who wants to see that shriveled thing and the flab surrounding it?